LYRICS:

 

The Hudson Song

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​This is the Hudson Song

It is not very Hudson long

Hudson lives in Newport Beach, 1633

Highland Drive is where you'll see

Hudson, Collin, and Anthony

Welcome to our little life

Creatures run and sometimes fight

Sniper, Gidget, and Finger's new

Kitty cats and turtles too!

Hudson is pretty tall

And he doesn't have a job

Driving in his big black car

Hudson can go very far

Hudson loves to be sober

So no drugs while you are over

Now that you know him well

You won't go to Hudson Hell

Make sure to lend a hand

When Hudson comes around again

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​The Circus

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It only gets better from here folks!

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Why you whipping me!?

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Mormon Madness

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Someone's knocking at my door

I don't know what they're here for

Someone's knocking at my door

I don't know what they're here for

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I am a Mormon and I'm here to say 

I'd like you to change your evil ways

Move to Utah, it'd be so grand

Here in the holy Mormon land

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Mormon Madness

Mormon Madness

Mormon Madness

Mormon Madness

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...

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Change to Joseph, change your ways

Or else you'll have Hell to pay

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Glue Man

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I want to not be a loser

But my hands are glued together

I want to play with the other boys

But I can't hold any of the toys

I want to not be a loser

But my hands are glued together

I want to do what normal people can

I am not such a fan

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I'm a Glue Man

Glue Man

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

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(Whistle Solo)

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I'm made of glue (made of glue)

Soon you'll be too (we'll both be glue)

I'm made of glue (just me and you)

Soon you'll be too (both of us glue)

You will too 

You will too

You'll be made of glue

You will too

I'll be just like you

Made of glue

You will too

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All around my body is covered in glue

And I must go see the wizard too

He's the only one who can reverse my curse

After I die I'll return to the earth

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I'm a Glue Man

Glue Man

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

oh yeah

  oh yeah

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Beautiful Fantastic

(featuring Collin O'Connor)

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I'm so beautiful fantastic

Nothing can change my mind

I'm so beautiful fantastic

Things will go differently this time

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I'm so beautiful fantastic

Girl you know it's true

I'm so beautiful fantastic

Cuz all I want is you (you)

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You and me together

Even in snowy weather

Even in sunny weather

Even in mild weather

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We can be heroes

Just for one day

We can be heroes

Just for one day

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My aim is true

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(Girl what? You're ratchet!)

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Shimmer

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Oh darling, why so blue?

All these guys can't get over you

But you're here by my side

Let's go out for a ride

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Don't you worry about a thing

In the morning I'll buy you a ring

So say you'll marry me

And say that you'll never leave

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If another can take you away

Then I'd cry every day

I don't know what's after life

But I know that we'll be alright

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Don't you worry about a thing

In the morning I'll buy you a ring

So say you'll marry me

And say that you'll never leave

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My Name is Hudson

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Pressure pushing down on me

Pressing down on you, no man ask for

Under pressure that burns a building down

Splits a family in two

Puts people on streets

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Hello my name is Hudson

And I am very cool

Hudson's House

Hudson's House

Hello my name is Hudson

Let's go jump in my pool

Hudson's House

Hudson's House

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Hello my name is Hudson

And I am very cool

Hudson's House

Hudson's House

Hello my name is Hudson

Let's go jump in my pool 

Hudson's House 

Hudson's House

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​Punk Rap

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​All hope abandoned, ye who enter here

I've been searching for a way out but it's nowhere near

Cast down into the pit of despair

Paralyzed, my body frozen by the fear

Damned if I do, damned if I don't

Falling on the ground I'm running out of hope

Is this the meaning of eternity?

Waiting my turn, waiting to be free

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All my friends are here

I'm so happy that my friends are here

All my friends are here

Let's all spread the Christmas cheer

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6AM, day after Christmas

Didn't get the presents on my wishlist

Waking up isn't what it used to be

Cookies gone, nothing under my tree

Nothing jolly in a world like this

Santa's grave, go and take a piss

New Year's coming, hope it's something grand

We're all part of God's master plan

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All my friends are here

I'm so happy that my friends are here

All my friends are here

Let's celebrate the New Year

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Hudsonmania

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It's Hudsonmania

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Black Lung Craig 3 (Not Like Us 2)

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​I'm gonna hurt you

I'm gonna scare you

You think you're disturbed?

I think it's deserved

Christian Craig, What's next?

Jewish Craig?

Christian Craig, What's next?

Muslim Craig?

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Hello?

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It's me...

Tangy Tingus!

Tangy Tingus back from the grave

Better call Patty if ya wanna be saved

Call all your friends, but they're not here

I know Tangy T's the one you fear

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​(Aw hell nah!)

I am a skeleton, creeping on your walls

I am a skeleton, creeping on your walls

Spooky Spooky Maverick

Spooky Spooky Maverick

OoooooooooooooO

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And now, The Terrible Twins

Black Lung Craig you better lay off the cigs

Or else your lungs are gonna look like twigs

Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig

You threw your whole life away

Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig

But you're going to Hell anyways

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How are you guys doing tonight? You having a good time so far? I'm in kind of a weird mood myself. I was on my way down here. I stopped at a convenience store. I'm waiting in line to pay and the guy in front of me puts down a dozen donuts, two big bags of Doritos, one of those cheap-o one-gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch, and a nasty old rotting banana. He turns to the clerk and says, "my girlfriend just had an operation, she can only eat certain things."

I look at him

I look at him and I go, "yeah right, what'd she have, a bong hit transplant?"

 

What did he say?

 

Bong hit transplant

 

I'm breaking in your house

I'm gonna shoot you with my gun

This is the repentance for the things that you've done

And I don't care if they see this in court this is an admission of guilt motherfucker

I'm Tangy Tingus

Taaaangy Tingus

Yup that's me, Tangy Tingus

If you're wondering who this is, it's Tangy Tingus

Tangy Tingus is gonna be the death of you

Tangy Tingus is gonna be the death of YOU

 

Justice has been served.

 

AVENGERS... ASSEMBLE

 

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A Minnoooooooooor

They not like us

They not like us

They not like us

 

Christian Craig, puffing on a cigarette

Wishing that his mouth was connected to a penis head

This pack of cigs will be his death

Boutta break his bones like Jesus bread

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(Well like, I don't- like, when me, Craig's- Craig, when me, Craig, Scott, and Shawn listened in the car we were like yo, this dude has like some demons.

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Me?

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Yes! Cuz it sounded like you were like you were genuinely angry about it-

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Dude I was doing a Tangy Tingus voice

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I did, but I thought it was just gibberish, Like Pain, Killers gibberish

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How did everyone react?

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We were just quiet, like at first I was smiling then I was like aw fuck, this dude- this n*gga's actually like, damn. And then uhh, Craig was just like quiet and then he was like WHAT THE FUCK)

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They not like us

They not like us

They not like us

They not like us 

They not like us

They not like us

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(Bro I'm saying the N-word a lot. Sometimes when I say the N-word like that I don't mean to be racist. I don't try to be racist.)

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They not like us

They not like us

They not like us

They not like us 

They not like us

They not like us

They not

They not like us

They not

They not like us

They not like us

They not like us

They not like us

They not like us

ThEy NoT lIkE uS

tHeY nOt LiKe Us

They not like us

They not like us

They not like us

They not like us

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(I don't try to be racist-

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Yeah, well it's all about the context is what makes it racist

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Aw dude, that's exactly what I'm saying)

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Visions

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...

There's a star man

Waiting in the sky

He'd like to come and meet us 

But he thinks he'd blow our minds

There's a star man

Waiting in the sky

He told us not to blow it

Cuz he knows it's all worthwhile

He told me

Let the children lose it

Let the children use it

Let all the children boogie​