LYRICS:

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I know, things are getting tougher when you can't get the top off the bottom of the barrel

Wide open road to my future now, is looking pretty narrow

All I know is that I don't know

All I know is that I don't know nothing

All I know is that I don't know 

All I know is that I don't know nothing

But hey wait!

How can I know that I don't know nothing?

If I know that I don't know nothing, then doesn't that mean that I know something?

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(Come on, boys!)

Werewolves chasing me in the night

Stalking creatures I must fight

Hairy beasts hide from the light

Fangs so sharp and they will bite

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Okay, hold on, let me get this straight

All I know is that I don't know nothing

But, problem solved!

Clearly I know something, right?

Cause I know that I know nothing, right?

Like that's, that's it 

I just, I don't get what that's supposed to mean

It doesn't make sense to me

No, no comprende, you know?

​​​Like all I know is that I don't know nothing?

Then that means I know something, right?

Am I, am I crazy?

Am I crazy for thinking that?

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(Come on, boys!)
Spiders crawling on my back

Creepy creatures will attack

Laying eggs inside my ears

Make me face my greatest fears

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Well um, there's plenty of things that I know, right?

I know YHWH, I know YHWH is real

I worship YHWH, we all do

Come on, we all do

And I know that Moses, he was a, he was a great guy, he split the Red Sea and led the tribe of Israel out of Egypt

And uh you know uh he had the Ten Commandments

And oh man... oh

Those are all just things that I know

I know all these things

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(Come on, boys!)
Goblins lurk outside my home

In the woods where goblins roam

Goblins touch their scary stone

Reading from the ancient tome

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Come on I, I know all these things

Hold on boys, I'm getting a call
(Chess Tunnels starts playing)

Oh great, now I know about the uh trafficking under the Orient

They got tunnels

They've got human trafficking tunnels in China and all over the Oriental Continent

And all these, all these human sacrifices are going on

And oh man it's just horrible stuff

I sure, I sure am glad that I know these things now

Thanks!

Thank you all for telling me all these things

That's real nice of you

Thank you so much

I know everything, I know everything now

It's wonderful

Terrific stuff

It's great

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Al Capone back from the dead

He will shoot me in the head

With his scary machine gun

Getting shot will not be fun

(Goodnight and God Bless America, see you all later, folks!)

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