Mr. Legman
Mr. Legman released in March of 2o23 as Antibiotics' first album. It featured Antibiotics staples such as Train on the Water and The Straightedge Anthem. It also featured a rerecorded version of Plenty of Snow at the Base as well as two versions of Mr. Legman. The Album was an experimental project aimed to launch Antibiotics as an official band.
Album
Released
March 10, 2023
Length
13 Tracks, 21 Min
1. Antibiotics Theme Song
2. The Straightedge Anthem
3. Train on the Water
4. Downpour
5. Oxford, England
6. Balls to the Walls
7. Honk a Tonk
8. Big Bwaman
9. Btstsbtscatstsbtstscats
10. Mr. Legman (Demo)
11. Mr. Legman (Deluxe Version)
12. Plenty of Snow at the Base (Rerecorded)
13. California Cowboy
PRODUCTION - KAI BIXBY
GUITAR - COLLIN O'CONNOR
VOCALS - KAI BIXBY, COLLIN O' CONNOR, BRITTON WEINSTEIN, WYATT WILSON, WALKER WILSON, LUCAS SANCHEZ
Cover Art by Kai Bixby
LYRICS:
Antibiotics Theme Song
We are GO for lift off in T-minus 30
Secondary guiding systems engage
008 clear the runway 04, wind at 030 degrees at 2, Altimeter 3011
08 Roger, what's the surface temperature?
Okay, number 1 at 2, source 3350, control still 570, fox 30-
Roger that, all systems five by five
All systems armed to go
Go, go, Antibiotics, go!
Go, go, Antibiotics!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, Antibiotics!
There's plenty of snow!
Go, go, Antibiotics!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, Antibiotics!
There's plenty of snow!
Go! Go! Go!
The Straightedge Anthem
Don't do drugs
They are bad
If you do drugs you will be sad
Crack cocaine and alcohol
Don't need any of those at all
Marijuana, I don't wanna
Waste my time
Or do a crime
Don't do drugs
If you forgot
In terms of doing drugs:
You should not
Train on the Water
You watch Family Guy?
No
This song is from Family Guy
Um, you should watch Family Guy
Nah, I'm good, man
It's a pretty funny show
Eh, I don't really think so
What, you don't like dark humor?
No, I just don't think the jokes that they make are funny, and they're really low effort
Oh.... anyway
Yesterday I learned the difference between a train and a boat
I wrote this song before that
Train on the water, boat on the track
Train on the water, boat on the track
Train on the water, boat on the track
Train on the water, boat on the track
My lady took a train across the Atlantic
I hope it don't sink like the Titanic
I went to the station, bought a boat downtown
I hope it don't fall off the track and I drown
Train on the water, boat on the track
Train on the water, boat on the track
Train on the water, boat on the track
Train on the water, boat on the track
(Guitar Solo)
Train on the water, boat on the track
Train on the water, boat on the track
Train on the water, boat on the track
Train on the water, boat on the track
Downpour
You monster, my husband was killed in that flood down the harbor because of you
You ruined my family, you pitiful, disgrace of a human
It should've been you, but you got away scot-free
Oxford, England
Let me just tell you guys a story
So I was in Oxford, England one day
And we were staying at the Holiday Inn, right?
Perfectly normal fucking Holiday Inn
Well no, well no, this is not a normal Holiday Inn because we're in England
What the beds, do you wanna know what the beds were?
They were these wooden-
There were these two twin beds, and they were fucking made of like this wood
That you would see in a child's room, And the fucking sheets
They're not like normal white sheets, right?
That anyone would like to sleep in
No, they were black fucking quilts
Like, who the fuck wants to sleep on that in a hotel?
Jesus Christ, pull it together
Balls to the Walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls... Walls...
They're balls....
They're walls....
The walls balls
The balls..... they're in the walls
The balls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls to the walls
Balls in the halls
Balls in the halls
Balls in the calls
Balls to the calls
Fall on the ball
Falls on the balls
Falls in the halls
Calls in the balls to the walls
Balls in the, balls in the walls
Balls in the shawls of the walls walls
Walls, Balls, to the walls
Balls to the balls to the balls to the balls
Balls to the balls in the walls to the balls
Balls on the walls to the balls to the balls to the balls
Balls to the balls on the walls to the balls
Balls....
To the walls....
They're in the halls.....
I'm in the hall....
As a ball.....
And I'm going balls to the walls.....
The walls.....
The halls.....
Walls halls...
Walls... balls...
Walls.... halls....
Balls..... balls
balls.....
Honk a Tonk
Honk a tonk
Honk a tonk
Make a tonk happy and
Honk a tonk
Honk a tonk
Honk a tonk
Make a tonk happy and
Honk a tonk
Honk a tonk
Honk a tonk
Make a tonk happy and
Honk a tonk
Honk a tonk
Honk a tonk
Make a tonk happy and
Honk a tonk
Big Bwaman
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big
(Guitar Solo)
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
(Yeah!)
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
(Bwaman!)
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
(Woo!)
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
(Yippee!)
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
(I killed a man in 2003)
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big bwaman
Big
Btstsbtscatstsbtatscats
I'm not transcribing this one, it's just beatboxing
Mr. Legman
Mr. Legman
Bring me some sweets
Make them the sweetest
That I'll ever eat
Bring me fun dip
And my life will be over
And then we'll venture on until the end of October
Mr. Legman
My mom's all alone
I see your cactus
Submerged in the foam
The Disease Dealer
Sits on his throne
And eats candy
With his tombstone
Mr. Legman
Take back your sweets!
Disease Dealer!
Prepare to be beat
You won't ever
Be able to eat
Mr. Legman
Bring me some sweets!
Plenty of Snow at the Base (Rerecorded)
There's plenty of snow at the base!
It's getting really foggy, I think that's a tree
The smell of the pines, the sound of the ice
I grip my poles and I hold on tight
I slip and I slide This is suicide
There's plenty of snow at the base!
Skiing' down the mountain, there's plenty of snow
Down at the base, skiin' all around Nothing will ever bring me down
It's a wild ride, I want some more
Won't stop, til' I can't no more
I look up the mountain, people comin' down
I think it's time for another round
There's plenty of snow at the base! There's plenty of snow at the base! There's plenty of snow
There's plenty of snow at the base!
There's plenty of snow
Go, go, Antibiotics, go!
There's plenty of snow at the base!
There's plenty of snow at the base!
There's plenty of snow at the base! There's plenty of snow at the base!
(Snow!)
There's plenty of snow at the base!
(Snow!)
There's plenty of snow at the base!
(Snow!)
There's plenty of snow at the base!
(Snow!)
There's plenty of snow at the base!
California Cowboy
Sittin' in my room as I stare at the clock
When I'd much rather be su-
Ridin' a horse
And I feel alone when I sit in this town
Cause no one sees how I get around
And they think I'm just weird
And they think I speak funny, but
One day I'll show 'em why
I'm a California cowboy
And I live in Newport Beach
I'm a California cowboy
Show ya any day of the week
(Get 'em cowboy)