Past, Present and Future

Magical Wizard Music

Past, Present and Future was the second and final album by Magical Wizard Music. It is a true classic, featuring tracks like Rock Lobster. AAAAAA was commissioned by Collin O'Connor to be used as his ringtone.

Album

Released

September 8, 2022

Length

12 Track, 16 Min

1. Past

2. Wonderwall 3

3. I HATE YOU

4. Ding Dong

5. Present

6. Over

7. Rock Lobster

8. Dracula's Demise

9. Hello?

10. New Captivation

11. AAAAAA

12. Future

PRODUCTION - MAGICAL WIZARD MUSIC

Rock Lobster originally by The B-52s

Track 9 inspired by Scott Cawthorn

HERE

LYRICS:

I HATE YOU

ROCK LOBSTER

We were at the beach

Everybody had matching towels

I looked under the rock

It was a Rock Lobster

We were at the spleach

Everybody had splatching towels

I looked under the sprock

It was a Sprock Lobster

Sprock Lobster!

Rock Lobster!

We were at the bleach

We went to the beach

We went in the water

And found the Rock Lobster

Rock Lobster!

Rock Lobster, Rock Lobster

Rock... Lobster

Rock.... Lobster

Rock Lobster Rock Lobster Rock Lobster Rock Lobster Rock Lobster

Rock Lobster! Rock Lobster!

Ahhhh!!!!

Rock Lobster! Rock Lobster! Rock Lobster! Rock Lobster! Rock Lobster! Rock Lobster! Rock Lobster! Rock Lobster! Rock Lobster!

Hello?

Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too.So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.

So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metalendoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.

Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.

AAAAAA

Future

So tell me, do you use the internet?

Do you ever use email?

Do you think the internet should be censored?

There are a lot of really amazing things about the internet, but as with everything else, it's not completely perfect

Think of it this way: You can do almost anything on the internet

Work, shop, chat, read the news, play games, listen to music, and pretty much anything else you want to do

That's all terrific, but pretty soon people won't even need to leave their homes to conduct their business

You humans are going to get lazier and less moral

And you will forget how to deal with each other face to face

I think things will get pretty ugly a few decades down the road

Do you think the internet is dangerous?

Well, I don't know about you, but I've enjoyed this little chat about the internet

It can be a wonderful thing

For the first time ever, people can finally communicate with each other and not let race, gender, or cultural prejudices get in the way

So in that sense it can be a great tool in removing biases and brining people together

On the internet, nobody has to know I'm a Seaman

On the other hand, it can be very dangerous like I said because it removes the need to interact with the outside world, especially with other people

It's up to all you humans to decide how to use the internet intelligently so that it won't harm you