
The Scary Halloween EP


The Scary Halloween EP is The Pain, Killers Second EP and first of the seasonal EPs. It saw the introduction of a new character, Larry the Dentist, and featured a very heavy theme of cigarette smokers going to Hell. The Scary Halloween EP recording sessions featured both Collin and Hudson having schizophrenic visions of violently killing both themselves and each other. It also featured some very strange recording techniques, such as the vocals for The Crows being done with Hudson laying on the ground below a microphone hanging down from a spinning ceiling fan.
EP
Released
October 13, 2023
Length
5 Tracks, 21 Min
1. Larry the Dentist
2. Great Pumpkin
3. Black Lung Craig
4. The Monster Mash
5. The Crows
KEYBOARD - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
GUITAR - COLLIN O' CONNOR
"BASS" - COLLIN O' CONNOR
"DRUMS" - COLLIN O' CONNOR
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
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LYRICS:
Larry the Dentist
Snicker bars and lollipops
I hope this party never stops
I wish it could be halloween all year
Sour strips and chocolate chips
Sugar dances across my lips
I wish it could be halloween all year
Gummy bears and frightful scares
Creepy costumes everywhere
I wish it could be halloween all year
Licorice and Swedish fish
Take it from the candy dish
I wish it could be halloween all year
Candy corn and midget porn
Jack 'O' Lantern keeps me warm
I wish it could be halloween all year
Celery and carrot sticks-
Vegetables?!?!
This is halloween!
Walk into your living room
Strap you to your bed of doom
I wish it could be halloween all year
You thought that your snacks would pass
Shove the carrots up your ass
I wish it could be halloween all year
With no treat you'll get a trick
I'm gonna chop off your dick
I wish it could be halloween all year
Now I'll set your house ablaze
You'll see the error of your ways
I wish it could be halloween all year
The dentist is creepy,
He is so scary
Puts tools in my mouth
That make me weary
Poking on my gums,
His name is Larry
He's got many tools
That are so scary
Pumpkin pails and happy trails
Spooky fun that never fails
I wish it could be halloween all year
M&Ms and Baphomet
Worship Satan then repent
I wish it could be halloween all year
Nail you to a wooden cross
Because the devil is my boss
I wish it could be halloween all year
100 Grand and pentagrams
Gonna sacrifice a lamb
I wish it could be halloween all year
Tonight isn't as it seems
I don't think we'll be redeemed
I wish it could be halloween all year
Larry's on his way back here
We've all got to run in fear
I wish it could be halloween all year
Well hell0 there children, it's me Larry, Larry the Dentist
It's halloween night and you know what that means, lots of candy
How about I take a little looksy inside your mouths and oh- man, you boys sure have a lot of cavities
Have you been flossing?
And, it looks like you've been worshipping the devil?
Children, worshipping the devil, not flossing, and smoking cigarettes will lead you straight to the Christian Hell
Exodus 21:27 "And if he knocks out a TOOTH of his male or female slave, he shall let them go free on account of his tooth."
Job 29:17 "I broke the JAWS of the wicked and snatched the prey from his TEETH."
Psalm 3:7 "Arise, O Lord; save me, O my God! For you have smitten all my enemies on the CHEEK; You have shattered the TEETH of the wicked."
Proverbs 25:19 "Like a bad TOOTH and an unsteady foot is confidence in a faithless man in the time of trouble."
Ooooooo Nooooooo Larrryyyyy
Great Pumpkin
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
It's the Great Pumpkin, big and round
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
It's the greatest pumpkin all around
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
It's the Great Pumpkin, big and brown
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
It's the biggest pumpkin all around
It's the Great Pumpkin
It's the Great Pumpkin
Great Pumpkin
Great Pumpkin
Great Pumpkin
Great Pumpkin
Great Pumpkin
Charlie Brown
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
It's the Great Pumpkin, big and round
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
It's the biggest pumpkin in this damn town
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
It's the Great Pumpkin, big and round
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
It's the Great Pumpkin, chop-chop Brown
It's the Great Pumpkin
Yeah, that's right
It's the Great Pumpkin
It's the Great Pumpkin, big and round
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
It's the biggest pumpkin in this damn town
It's the Great Pumpkin, big and round
Black Lung Craig
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
Smoked a cigarette one day
Smoked a pack and he got AIDS
Now he's learning the hard way
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
He will burn in Hell some day
For his crimes he can't repay
Cigarettes are devil's candy
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
You threw your whole life away
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
Just you wait for judgement day
Hello?
Hello, is this Christian Craig's mother?
Oh, why yes, but uh, who is this?
That's not important, are you aware that your son is smoking cigarettes?
What? My baby boy?
Yes, nicotine cigarettes
Oh, my
Yes, are you aware that cigarettes are known to cause cancer, cardiovascular diseases, death, and even homosexuality
Oh my
But the worst part is, if you smoke cigarettes, you go straight to Hell
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
You threw your whole life away
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
Just you wait for judgement day
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
Smoked a cigarette one day
Smoked a pack and he got AIDS
Now he's learning the hard way
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
Tried to quit but it won't last
In the lake of fire, he'll be cast
His dick is rarely at full mast
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
You threw your whole life away
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
Just you wait for judgement day
Huh, what the- why's Hudson calling me?
Hello? Yeah, what's up?
Hello, Christian King Craig
Uhh.. what do you want?
Oh nothing... I just uh, I just told your mom you smoke cigarettes
What- dude what the- what the fuck!
Why'd you tell my mom I smoke cigarettes?!
Oh you know, it's cuz your, your going to Hell, so I thought that if I told your mom it would maybe lessen your punishment
Dude what the fuck!
Hold on, my mom's calling me
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
You threw your whole life away
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
Just you wait for judgement day
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
You threw your whole life away
Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig
Just you wait for judgement day
(cough cough cough.... I should stop smoking all those cigarettes)
The Monster Mash
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
Then suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the Monster Mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the Monster Mash
The sadness underneath my skin
I don't know where to begin
I need a way to kill the pain
Here comes a downpour of rain
I am so sad
I am so very sad
I am so sad
I am so very sad
I am so sad
I am so very sad
I am so sad
I am so very sad
My faith is strong just like my will
My enemies will die because Jesus kills (the pain)
They'll all regret smoking cigarettes
When they burn in eternal torment
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
(One more time!)
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
(One more time!)
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
(One more time!)
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus
I love Jesus Christ
The Crows
Do you hear that?
It's the Winds of Change
Do you ever wish that you could just fly away?
That you could just sprout wings and leave this place behind?
Do you ever feel like you're going to Hell?
The Christian one of course
Well, truth be told, unless you've accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, you're going straight to Hell
And while you're down there
You'll be placed under eternal torment
Horrific demons will grab you and hurt you
And you'll be in so much pain
And you'll wish for nothing more than for a way to kill that pain
Do you hear that?
They're coming
They're coming
They're coming
They're coming
They're coming
They're coming for you
They're coming for you
They're coming for you
They're coming for you
The crows go
Caa caa caa
The sparrows go
Tweet tweet tweet
The winds blow
fffffffffffffffffffffff
And the vultures feed upon my flesh
Ow! Ouch! Owie! Ow! Ouch!
And I cry
Waaaaahhaaaaaahhaaaa
Cry with me everyone
Waahhhahahaaaahhahaha
AAAHHH
In the beginning, God said, "Let there be light"
And he made light, and angels, and goodness
But there is light, there too shall be darkness
(There is about 7 minutes of "lyrics" past this point but most of it is unintelligible)