LYRICS:

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Introduction

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Hey​

Welcome to The Magical Album

The Magical Album is, it's kinda a collection of songs that I wrote and preformed

Um, except for Magical

That's Collin's song, and he wants you to know it's Collin's song

So who am I?

Well, I'm the drummer

Yeah, um, a lot people expect the drummer to just be in the back and stay quiet and not contribute to the music

And sometimes I've had enough

I don't wanna play Planet Gnome again, Kai

I don't wanna play Truckin', Collin

Maybe, I just wanna sing Magical

So this album, it's just that, a Drummer Album

My name's Anthony and uh, I'm the drummer for Antibiotics, for Chudson now, sometimes even Pain, Killers

Yeah, you know those, the Denny's foot job guys, yeah

You know a little fun fact about me, I started drumming when I was in the fifth grade, that's a while ago now

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Alright, cut

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Magical (Delightful Version)

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Isn't it Magical to be in love 

Isn't it Magical to be in love 

Everyone sees you on your little stage

Every book begins on the first page

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And it's all so fantastical

Magic, so magical

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Isn't it Magical to be in love

Isn't it Magical to be in love

Everyone sees you on your little stage

Every book concludes on the final page

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And it's all so fantastical

Magic, so magical

When you're magical

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Isn't it Magical to be in love

Isn't it Magical to be in love

Isn't it Magical to be in love

Isn't it Magical to be in love

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Dude, what the f*** that's my song, what are you doing in my house? What are you recording?

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It's The Magical Album

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Dude, get outta here!

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I'll leave!

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Lunch

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I've been thinking that I'm thinking too much

I've been shrinking away from your touch

But I want to take you out for lunch

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I've been thinking about you and me

Learning all about the birds and the bees

But I want to take you out to eat

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La La La La La La La La La La

La La La La La La La La La La

Laa La La La La La La La La

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Mr. Happiness

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What's your favorite kind of sadness?

When you hit rock bottom

And rock bottom hits you back

It's a painful experience

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What's your favorite kind of sadness?

As you listen to The Beatles as you sink into your mattress

Think about the people you don't talk to anymore

Sink in to your floor

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Hey, it's me, The Happiness Man

Here with your special little happiness plan

First you have to sing a song

A funky little song will never go wrong

It goes:

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

La La La La La La La 

It's the happiness song

La La La La La La La 

It's the happiness song

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Really Delightful

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Baby Cactus

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Baby Cactus in my garden

Baby Cactus in my yard

Baby Cactus in my garden

Baby Cactus in my yard

Baby Cactus in my garden

You're so cute when you're in bloom

Baby Cactus in my garden

You make my gloom leave the room

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You made me bleed

When I gave you my hand

It's ok to hurt

But please understand

That I love you (I love you)

My Baby Cactus (My Baby Cactus)

It's ok to be afraid (It's ok)

My Baby Cactus (My Baby Cactus)

And my love will never fade (will never fade)

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Moonbeam

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I promised you the moon last night 

So I climbed up and grabbed it from the sky

But you cried when it was the wrong size 

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You promised to stay by my side

But you turned around and walked out of my life

I replied that wasn't so kind

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A moonbeam lay on her face

Illuminated every single shape

A feeling that you can't explain

Shimmering like dolphins in the rain

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Rainbow People 

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I saw a rainbow yesterday

It reminded me of the gays

And how they are so jolly 

Oh good golly

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I saw a man kiss a man

It reminded me of the Promise Land

Of Rainbow People

Where gay marriage is legal

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I respect the homosexuals

Because their style is so exceptional

The Rainbow People of Rainbow Town never fail to turn my frown upside down

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I'm friends with the Rainbow People

I associate with the gays and stuff

They're pretty cool

I think that we should all hop in the pool

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I'm friends with the Rainbow People

I think that they all are happy folk

Because they're gay

They really really like to play

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Rainbow People come in every shade

We love everyone, don't be afraid 

Rainbow People come in every shade

We love everyone, don't be afraid 

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I'm friends with the Rainbow People

I associate with the gays and stuff

They're pretty cool

I think that we should all hop in the pool

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I'm friends with the Rainbow People

I think that they all are happy folk

Because they're gay

They really really like to play

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Chuds in Luv

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Hey my chud, will you dance with me? 

Hold me close before you leave

Hey my chud, will you hold me tight?

Kiss my cheek under the lights

Hey my chud, will you treat me right?

Never lie and never fight

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Chuds

Chuds

Chuds

In love (In love)

Chuds in love

Chuds

Chuds

Chuds

In love (In love)

Chuds in love

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Hey baby cheese

Sure are a lot of stars out tonight?

Or maybe the only stars out is you?

Ejejejjejeje

Just a little space humor for you

Just a preview of what you're gonna get with me, G Doggy Peterson

So what do you say, you come over and watch Monsters Inc on Blu-Ray with me?

So basically a Blu-Ray is kinda like a DVD but higher quality

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Sleepyland Lullaby

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Go to sleep and dream your dreams

Happy times don't make a happy man

Go to sleep and dream your dreams

You'll find yourself in Sleepyland

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And you'll find beautiful gardens

And you'll hear beautiful harmonies

Remind you of that warm fuzzy feeling called love

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Go to sleep and dream your dreams

Sad times don't make a sadder man

Go to sleep and dream your dreams

Think of happiness and candy bags

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And you'll find beautiful gardens

And you'll hear beautiful harmonies

Remind you of that warm fuzzy feeling called love

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Outroduction

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So uh, you made it through The Magical Album

Good for you

You know it's no easy task to make it through all those songs so I'm really proud of you

You did good

How are you doing, like emotionally?

Are you doing okay?

Alright, that's good to hear

That's really good to hear

So uh what was your favorite song?

Yeah, Lunch is pretty good

Lunch is pretty awesome

Yeah, well my favorite is The Happiness Song, it's Mr. Happiness

Whatever I end up calling it on the album

Definitely uh, it's a banger

Well uh you know, keep your eyes peeled because The Magical Album 2 is just gonna come out real soon

And it's gonna be even better than the first one so just stay tuned, keep your eyes peeled, and your ears open

Cuz uh Magical Album 2 is coming real real soon to record stores near you

Yup it's gonna be on vinyl actually

Yeah it's gonna be on vinyl

It's gonna be on cassette

It's gonna be on

It's gonna be on DVD and CD

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There's gonna be all kinds of cool things happening

There's just gonna be a Magical Saga

It's just gonna be a Magical Chronicles

Magical Album 1, there's gonna be Magical Album 2

There's gonna be Magical Album 3 and 4 and 5 and 6

Maybe even 7

Who knows

Just, you know, thank you

And have a wonderful evening

This has been Anthony

On The Magical Album

I love you

Buh-bye

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