The Unlistenable EP

The Unlistenable EP includes a lot of slop by both Kai and Collin. One of these however, happens to be the first song Magical Wizard Music ever made.
EP
Released
May 12, 2023
Length
5 Tracks, 8 Min
1. Gongotron
2. Rock in the Suburbs
3. first
4. Bones
5. Silly Goose Amen
Tracks 1,2, and 5 by Kai Bixby
Track 3 by Magical Wizard Music
Track 4 by Collin O'Connor
LYRICS:
Rock in the Suburbs
Lemme tell y'all what it's like
Being male, middle class, and white
It's a bitch if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD, sha-mon
Got shit runnin' through my brain
So intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white boy pain
Shake ya booty while the band complains
Don't know how much I can take
Girl give me somethin' I can break
We're rockin' the suburbs
Just like Michael Jackson did
We're rockin' the suburbs
Except that he touched little kids
We're rockin the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
Fixes all my shitty tracks
We're rockin' the suburbs
We're rockin' the suburbs
Yeah
We're rockin' the suburbs
Yeah
We're rockin' the suburbs
Bones
Your bones will be eaten by me
I will be the one to eat your bones
Prepare to have your bones eaten
By me, The Eater of Bones
I will eat your bones
You smell like fire
And you look like water
Sometimes I forgotten
But I could never forgot her
I will be the one who will eat your bones
The Bone Eater of yours
Of your
Booooones
Silly Goose Amen
Silly goose
Silly goose
Silly silly goose
Silly goose
Silly goose
Silly goose
Silly goose
Silly goose
Silly goose
Silly goose
Silly goose
Silly goose
Silly goose
Silly goose
Silly goose