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The Unlistenable EP

The Unlistenable EP includes a lot of slop by both Kai and Collin. One of these however, happens to be the first song Magical Wizard Music ever made.

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EP

Released

May 12, 2023

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Length

5 Tracks, 8 Min

1. Gongotron

2. Rock in the Suburbs

3. first

4. Bones

5. Silly Goose Amen

Tracks 1,2, and 5 by Kai Bixby

Track 3 by Magical Wizard Music

Track 4 by Collin O'Connor

LYRICS:

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Rock in the Suburbs

Lemme tell y'all what it's like 

Being male, middle class, and white

It's a bitch if you don't believe

Listen up to my new CD, sha-mon

Got shit runnin' through my brain

So intense that I can't explain

All alone in my white boy pain

Shake ya booty while the band complains

Don't know how much I can take

Girl give me somethin' I can break

We're rockin' the suburbs

Just like Michael Jackson did

We're rockin' the suburbs

Except that he touched little kids

We're rockin the suburbs

I take the checks and face the facts

That some producer with computers

Fixes all my shitty tracks

​We're rockin' the suburbs

We're rockin' the suburbs

Yeah

We're rockin' the suburbs

Yeah

We're rockin' the suburbs

Bones

Your bones will be eaten by me

I will be the one to eat your bones

Prepare to have your bones eaten

By me, The Eater of Bones

I will eat your bones

You smell like fire

And you look like water

Sometimes I forgotten

But I could never forgot her

I will be the one who will eat your bones

The Bone Eater of yours

Of your

Booooones

Silly Goose Amen

Silly goose

Silly goose

Silly silly goose

Silly goose

Silly goose

Silly goose

Silly goose

Silly goose

Silly goose

Silly goose

Silly goose

Silly goose

Silly goose

Silly goose

Silly goose

 

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