​Antibiotics Rap ​ ​ ​ ​ Firetruck​ ​ The song is starting now One, two, fire truck! Fire truck! Fire truck! Fire truck! Rollin' all around town Fire truck! Fire truck! Fire truck! Rollin' all around now ​ Fire truck You're so big and red Fire truck You save those whom otherwise would be dead ​ Fire truck! Fire truck! Fire truck! Rollin' all around town Fire truck! Fire truck! Fire truck! Rollin' all around now ​ Fire truck You drive so far Fire truck You're like a big red car! ​ Oh, here it comes Woo! It's a fire! It's a big one! And there's a truck It's comin' For that fire Best believe it! ​ The song is now over ​ One, two, fire truck! Fire truck! Fire truck! Fire truck! Rollin' all around town! ​ Fascism Boulevard ​ Yo! I got some shit to say! So yesterday, I was walkin' down the street ​And I saw this homeless man begging for cash That shit's wack! I am an upper-middle class citizen And my parents pay their taxes so I don't have to see that shit! Land of the free? More like ​ Fascism Boulevard! Ugh! Fascism Boulevard! ​​ They tell you to choose but you don't have a choice Take away your voice 'til you don't have a voice You're now voiceless you cannot speak You try to speak up but you don't have a voice The government above us All they do is govern us It's so systemic I swear I'm not schizophrenic! ​ On Fascism Boulevard! It's a metaphor  For Washington D.C. Controlling you and me On Fascism Boulevard! It's a metaphor  For Washington D.C. Controlling you and me ​ United States of America? Encyclopedia Britannica It's a metaphor for oppression It's a metaphor for their aggression I did not vote in the election Right now I have an erection The economy ain't no good Yeah, we in the hood ​ On Fascism Boulevard! It's a metaphor For Washington D.C. Controlling you and me On Fascism Boulevard! It's a metaphor For the N.S.A. Controlling us all day ​ These politicians ain't very nice Listen up to my advice Protesters beaten down in the streets Antibioitcs on those fresh funky beats (Get fucked!) Hey Fascists! Check it ​ (Take that Michelle Obama!) ​ On Fascism Boulevard! It's a motherfuckin' metaphor! For the F.B.I. Controlling you and I On Fascism Boulevard! It's a metaphor It's not a real street It's just a figure of speech On Fascism Boulevard! ​ The Ball Doctor ​ The Ball Doctor He touched my balls The Ball Doctor The doctor of balls So one day I was just in my room doin' you know what And there was this excruciating pain in my balls So I went to the Ball Doctor And I told him my balls hurt So he got down on both knees And he pulled my pants down And he touched my balls But then he looked up at me And he smiled, with pearly white teeth And eyes like diamonds And he said "You've got very tender testicles" And I said, "Thank you" "I've never felt this way before" ​ Oh Ball Doctor Touch my balls Oh Ball Doctor The doctor of balls I love you Ball Doctor The doctor of balls Oh Ball Doctor I'll give you a call ​ Shark Attack ​ Shark attack! Attack of the shark! Shark attack! Its teeth are sharp! ​ It's a sunny day You're down by the ocean But there's a creature Causing quite the commotion You think you're safe Sitting on the beach But what you don't know Is this shark has feet! ​ Shark attack! Attack of the shark! Shark attack! Its teeth are sharp! Shark attack! Attack of the shark! Shark attack! Its teeth are sharp! ​ So you got away  To higher ground Somewhere safe Where you won't be found You drove away And you got pretty far Can you hear that now? That shark stole a car! Shark attack! Attack of the shark! Shark attack! Its teeth are sharp! Shark attack! Attack of the shark! Shark attack! Its teeth are sharp! Oh no! ​ (Synth Solo) ​ Shark attack! Attack of the shark! Shark attack! Its teeth are sharp! Shark attack! Attack of the shark! Shark attack! Its teeth are sharp! (The shark ate you by the way) ​ Big Jilm ​ Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo0 doo Big Jim! Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo0 doo Big Jim! Rollin and a wheelin Stealin and a dealin, Big Jim! Bol Weevil, it's a pleasel It's a pleasel, my weasel, Big Jim! Dreamin and a schemin, Screamin, and a bleedin, Big Jim! Froggy in the meadow Under the log, Big Jim! ​ What is biggest thing You ever did done see, Big Jim! You wanna see this Big Jim right here? It's the biggest Jim you will ever see, Big Jim! It's the biggest Jim of all the Jims in the world! Big Jim!! ​ Rollin and a wheelin Stealin and a dealin, Big Jim! Bol Weevil, it's a pleasel It's a pleasel, my weasel, Big Jim! Dreamin and a schemin, Screamin, and a bleedin, Big Jim! Froggy in the meadow Under the log, Big Jim! ​ Big Jim! I mean that is the biggest Jim you ever did done seen!  That's right, that is the biggest Jim in all the God damn world ​ Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo0 doo Big Jim! Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo0 doo Big Jim! (HELP!) Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo0 doo Big Jim! (HEEEEEELP!) ​ Why's it over? ​ I'm So Angry ​ I'm so angry, I'm so angry! I'm so angry, I'm so angry! I'm so angry, I'm so angry! I'm so angry, I'm so angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! I'm so angry, I'm so angry! I'm so angry, I'm so angry! I'm so angry, I'm so angry! I'm so angry, I'm so angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry All my anger makes me sad My sadness makes me mad They say that I should smile But I got no reason to be glad I don't like puppy dogs Or roller skates or frogs I hope you enjoy the show Go, go, Antibiotics, go! Ahh! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! I'm so angry! I'm so angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! So angry! Ow! ​ I'm So Angry 2: Return of the Anger ​ Yeah that's right We're back again Got this anger built up Let me begin To describe to you And tell you about All this goddamn anger I can't live without Not a single thing On my mind I can't explain to you I ain't got no time I'm just angry  Ain't it nothing about Just pure frustration Makes me scream and shout The voices in my head Got me so uptight Laying in my bed In the middle of the night I'm asking myself When will the rage subside? But all this aimless anger Ain't never gonna die So don't come bothering me Unless you wanna mess 'Cause I got nothin' inside Except anger and stress You know I Try to wish it all away But the fire inside Is here to stay I'm so angry (So angry) I'm so angry (So angry) I'm so angry I'm so angry Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, or is it beef? Mystery meat (mystery meat!), mystery meat Is it chicken, I'm so angry (or is it beef?) Mystery meat (mystery meat!), mystery meat Is it chicken, or is it beef? Mystery meat, mystery meat  Is it chicken, I'm so angry (or is it beef?) Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, or is it beef? Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, or is it me? Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, or is it beef? Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, I'm so angry Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, or is it beef? Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, I'm so angry Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, or is it beef? Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, I'm so angry Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, or is it beef? Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, or is it grief? Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, or is it beef? Mystery meat, mystery meat Is it chicken, or is it me? ​ Truckin' ​ (One, two, one two three four) ​ Saw a truck driving down the road No one knows Where it goes Hope it gets there real fast Hope its tank Don't run out of gas ​ So keep on truckin' like you've never trucked before Keep on truckin', let that pedal hit the floor And you can win or you can lose Choice is really yours Just keep on truckin' like you've never trucked before ​ So keep on truckin' like you've never trucked before Keep on truckin', let that pedal hit the floor And you can win or you can lose Choice is really yours Just keep on truckin' like you've never trucked before ​ Magical ​ Isn't it magical to be in love? Isn't it magical to be in love? Everyone sees you on your little stage  Every book begins on the first page ​ And it's all so fantastical The magic is so magical ​ Isn't it magical to be in love? Isn't it magical to be in love? Everyone sees you on the largest stage Every book concludes on the final page ​ And it's all so fantastical  The magic is so magical When you're magical ​ (Guitar Solo) ​ Isn't it magical to be in love? Isn't it magical to be in love? Isn't it magical to be in love? Isn't it magical to be in love? Magical ​ Hypochondriac ​ I have the flu Cancer and AIDS I live in a world Of aces and spades Salmonella Hepatitis C Got pneumonia And HIV Spinal Meningitis I can't fight it Got no one to trust Malaria Oh so scaria I'm overwhelmed In a cloud of hysteria ​ An apple a day Keeps the doctor away But what's the point If it's all in my brain? I'm insane! ​ When I breathe I can't help but bleed And I can't smell I'm living in Hell Don't want to get AIDS And I'm so afraid And I'm so scared Of everyone, everything, everywhere  ​ Goodbye ​ When the evening is done And everyone's gone I finally feel like I'm home You've been here a while And you still make me smile 'Cause I finally know who I am Without even knowing You've kept me going I can't wait to see you again And now that it's over We only grow older And I'm sad to see it end ​ And I will see you In another life And I will miss you So this is goodbye Ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh ​ If I leave or if I stay You can go home and stay You saw us at our finest hour And some give us shit But we don't take any of it 'Cause we know exactly who we are What you'll find in my head Are all the things I never said Along with the memories of you And I'll keep what you gave me Just know that you saved me From the mess that's in my head ​ And I will see you In another life And I will miss you So this is goodbye Ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Go, go, Antibiotics, go! Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye​​​​​ ​​ ​​ ​​ ​​ ​​ ​​​​​​​​ ​ ​ ​​​​​​​​