Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: unite We know you like Chappell Roan We know you like to make girls moan We promise we can always tell We promise that we'll treat you well We're FUTUREMAN Throw us a bone Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! We're tall we will treat you right Point to any creep that we will fight We know that you don't need a man But let us help out if we can Allies of the GBT But mostly the L Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! We are coming to the end But we love all you lesbians Right on over we will bend We'll always be there to defend Lesbains... L-E-S-B-I-A-N-S Lesbians, oh yeah Lesbians, alright Lesbians, oh yeah Lesbians, oh yeah Lesbians, alright Lesbians, oh yeah Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! Lesbians: Unite! All Of Our Exes Are In the Wrong You weren't very nice Very nice to me I was always right That is plain to see Now when I cum, I'm always scared All I have is my cum stained underwear All of our exes are in the wrong All of our exes are in the wrong That's why we must sing this song That's why you must sing along All of our exes are in the wrong All of our exes are in the wrong That's why we must sing this song That's why you must sing along We were so happy And now I'm so sad You went and left And now I'm turning bad Now I like Trump Now I'm right wing Now I hate women I hate everything All of our exes are in the wrong All of our exes are in the wrong That's why we must sing this song That's why you must sing along All of our exes are in the wrong All of our exes are in the wrong That's why we must sing this song That's why you must sing along All of our exes are in the wrong All of our exes are in the wrong That's why we must sing this song That's why you must sing along All of our exes are in the wrong All of our exes are in the wrong That's why we must sing this song That's why you must sing along All of our exes are in the wrong All of our exes are in the wrong That's why we must sing this song That's why you must sing along The Sounds I Make Walking through the fields And I'm poking on a bee And then he stings me And I go Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Walking down the street Everything is so neat But someone tickles on my feet And I go Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Drink a lot of water My bladder gets full So I pull out my cock And I go Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! I go on my computer Look at a strange file I look for a while Then go Click! Click! Click! Click! I make These are the sounds I make These are the sounds I make These are the sounds I make These are the sounds I make These are the sounds I make These are the sounds I make These are the sounds I make These are the sounds I make I was at the movies And the film was real good So I stood up inside And I went Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! I got a milkshake With a big straw I gotta drink it all So I go Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! I'm driving in my car And some asshole cuts me off So I slam on my brakes And I go Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! I'm playing some music Pressing on my keys Playing on my keyboard And I go Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! I make (I make) These are the sounds I make (I make) These are the sounds I make (I make) These are the sounds I make (I make) These are the sounds I make (I make) These are the sounds I make (I make) These are the sounds I make (I make) These are the sounds I make (I make) These are the sounds I make (I make) I am a pig A fat fucking pig I am a pig A fat fucking pig I am a pig A fat fucking pig I am a pig A fat fucking pig I am a pig A fat fucking pig I am a pig A fat fucking pig I am a pig A fat fucking pig I am a pig A fat fucking pig I am a pig A fat fucking pig I am a pig A fat fucking pig I am a pig A fat fucking pig I am a pig A fat fucking pig And I go Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! OINK! Slowdance My baby has her best dress on And I'm feeling alright Now they're playing our favorite song And I hope they play it all night Hey There! Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there I saw you across the way I thought I was gay But I changed my mind Baby you look so good tonight, alright Baby you look so good tonight, alright Baby you look so good tonight, alright Baby you look so good tonight, alright Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there Hey there I'm so glad I got to talk to you tonight It's been swell And I think you look very very well I refuse to get off the stage You can't take me away I refuse to get off the stage You can't take me away I refuse to get off the stage You can't take me away I refuse to get off the stage You can't take me away Take mw away Take me away Take me away From here