THE PAIN, KILLERS
Orange County, CA
Status
All but Disbanded
Years Active
Spring 2023-Present
Members
Hudson Garcia
Collin O'Connor
Self-described as "Agents of God" and "The World's First Biblical Cousin Music Duo", The Pain, Killers was formed on April 16, 2023 by cousins Hudson Garcia and Collin O'Connor. The band's formation was an inevitable outcome of the two hanging out nearly every day. They released their first EP, The Kill the Pain EP, on August 20. The two would continue to release a few more themed EPs and a variety of singles throughout the rest of 2023. The Pain, Killers' shows would usually comprise of just Collin on the keyboard and Hudson on vocals, however sometimes they would preform a 'full band' show, where Collin switches to guitar and bassist Joe Nance and drummer Anthony Murayama joined. In April of 2024, The Pain, Killers would release their first album, Wingin' It, which was originally marketed as The Nautical Album. Their exploits would continue throughout the year. On April 24, 2024 they would release their first (and only) music video for their song JEFFREY EPSTEIN. After releasing their second album, Greatest Hits, they would release their third album, Wingin' It 2: Satan's Return, which was also marketed as The Nautical Album. They had their last show in August of 2024, but they continue to release new music infrequently. Of these includes the Watto's Quest Saga. The current release date for The Nautical Album is real soon.
Releases
BLACK LUNG CRAIG 4
Single - March 26, 2025 - 2 min
This song is the fourth entry in the Black Lung Craig Saga. It introduces a new character, The Tickle Monster. It also features Tangy Tingus apologizing to Craig for the events of the previous Black Lung Craig songs.
INSTRUMENTAL - COLLIN O'CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
LYRICS:
Black Lung Craig, let's squash the beef You're a beautiful man with beautiful feet I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) 60 Portions! Hey Craig, it's me, Tangy Tingus, back yet again I just wanted to say I'm real sorry for all those things I said in the past Let's just put the past between us I brought a special friend here who wants to meet you He loves you very very much I brought him here as part of my apology I present to you: the Tickle Monster I am the Tickle Monster I don't ask for consent If I see you, then your fate is sealed You can try to run, but I will still tickle you You can try to hide, but I will still tickle you I'm going to tickle your feet I'm going to tickle your stomach I'm going to tickle your pretty little armpits I'm going to tickle every freckle on your face My quick and nimble little fingers will get in every crevice You will laugh and you will giggle and we will have so much fun together I love you so much it makes me hurt myself And then it's your fault and I hate you Then I hate you so much that it makes me tickle myself And then I love you so much It's me, The Tickle Monster I love you Craig And don't forget: April 12th Tickle Time I will tickle you and then we will be happy together forever 60 Portions!
TANGY TINGUS VS JACKSON: A STAR WARS STORY
Single - January 1, 2025 - 10 min
This track.... oh boy... where do I begin? This is not just a song, this is an experience.... You know... It's more than just a rap battle between Jackson and Tangy Tingus..... It's much more than that. It's a story, a Star Wars Story
PRODUCTION - COLLIN O'CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
LYRICS:
I'd rather kill myself than write out the lyrics to this
WATTO'S QUEST (OFFICIAL TRAILER)
Single - December 25, 2024 - 1 min
This is the trailer for Watto's Quest. It would be followed by Jackson VS Tangy Tingus: A Star Wars Story shortly after its release.
PRODUCTION - COLLIN O'CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
LYRICS:
Watto was just your average everyday Toydarian, but as he's soon gonna find out, growing up on Tatooine is not as easy as it seems Watto-watto what now!? Watto, you must come to my dojo in the mountains, here I will teach you Watt-Fu Watto what the heck? So meet Watto, and his rag-tag group of friends Come on guys, we have to do this, for Watto! Watto's gonna learn the tr-true meaning of friendship, and maybe even love Ah! Watto! Ah! Ah! Watto! Watto! How about a little privacy? So start your year off right, bring the whole family, to what critics are calling a really great experience Watto's Quest Coming January 1st Watto, this is the United States Government, let's just say we need your help on a 'special assignment' Uh, I think I left my oven on
take a stand for their country
featuring werewolf jesus
EP - November 8, 2024 - 16 min
Take a Stand for Their Country is a split EP by The Pain, Killers and Werewolf Jesus. The entire EP is themed around the 2024 election and American politics in general. The odd numbered songs are by Werewolf Jesus and the even numbered ones are by The Pain, Killers.
TRACKS 1, 3, AND 5 BY JANET HALEY AND SAMUEL AARON MCGRATH
TRACKS 2, 4, AND 6 BY HUDSON GARCIA AND COLLIN O'CONNOR
LYRICS:
No lyrics yet
1. Joever Now
2. Francis Figglebottom
3. Speedy Donald
4. IED
5. RFK
6. Amer-ican
The Saga of Grant Peterson (Parts 1-3)
Single - August 10, 2024 - 3 min
Inspired by our good, San Diego dwelling, friend Grant Peterson. It tells the tale of his life, death, and rebirth. So yeah, we recorded these songs in the closet in Laguna Beach while Grant Peterson was staying with us over Fourth of July.
UKULELE - COLLIN O'CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA & COLLIN O'CONNOR
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
No lyrics yet
1. Grant Peterson
2. Grant Peterson 2: Pant Greeterson
3. Grant Peterson 3: The Magical Map
The Metronome Set: Live
Live Album - July 20, 2024 - 28 min
The Metronome Set is the first Live release from The Pain, Killers. It features the full set that we played at the Summerween show on June 22, 2024. It was performed in the living room of this girl named Ashley's house. She's cool. It was a cool show. That's why we released it.
KEYBOARD - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA & COLLIN O' CONNOR
TRUMPET - MAVERICK GOMEZ
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
Recorded Live by Mason Bornyasz
LYRICS:
1. Welcome to Our World of Chaos - Live
2. Kill the Pain - Live
3. IDGAF - Live
4. A Heartfelt Tale - Live
5. The Legend of Makapu - Live
6. Ding - Live
7. Black Lung Craig 2 - Live
8. Creep - Live
9. Hudsonmode - Live
10. The Flood of Acapulco - Live
11. Jingle Bells 2 - Live
12. The Metronome Set - Live
I am not writing lyrics for a live album.
NegaJackson VS Larry the Dentist
Album - July 13, 2024 - 10 min
The sequel to Jingle Bells 2, this song serves as a thrilling episode in the Jackson Saga. Featuring a myriad of Pain, Killers characters, this is pretty much our Marvel Infinity War Avengers movie complete with wholesome Post-Credit scene.
PRODUCTION - KAI BIXBY, COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
No lyrics yet
Wingin' It 2: Satan's Return
Album - July 6, 2024 - 19 Min
LYRICS:
No lyrics yet
If Wingin' It was so good, then why isn't there a Wingin' It 2? Well boom, there is. Wingin' It 2: Satan's Return was yet again announced as the Nautical Album, but evidently wasn't. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings again and made another album in one sitting, with help from Anthony this time. This album had more of a story than the first one.
PRODUCTION - COLLIN O' CONNOR & ANTHONY MURAYAMA
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA & COLLIN O' CONNOR & ALSO ANTHONY MURAYAMA
Album Art by Hudson Garcia
1. Tangy Tingus wakes up in Hell due to his Fentanyl being laced by Satan. Satan greets him and explains that they are in Hell, though it looks like a Buffalo Wild Wings. It is not a Buffalo Wild Wings though. He then gives him the task to stop John F. Kenne
2. Wingin' It 2: Satan's Return
3. David Schwimma and the Headphone Splitta
4.Barron Trump
5. Mystery Dance
6. FLY2THESKY
7. conflict.
8. Frog on a Log
9. EATGUN
10. EVIL SATAN RAP (Freestyle)
11. Happy Ending!
GREATEST HITS
Album - June 21, 2024 - 51 Min
Originally, planned to be an EP called "Oh boy, some tasty treats!", Greatest Hits was the second Pain, Killers album. It is made up of all our slop content and what we call One-Night Wonders. Those are songs that are conceptualized, created, and recorded all in one night. You would(n't) be surprised at just how many of our songs are One-Night Wonders. A lot of the songs on this album also happen to be One-Take Wonders which means they were basically freestyled and published after the first take of doing them.
PRODUCTION - COLLIN O' CONNOR
KEYBOARD - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA & COLLIN O' CONNOR
FEATURING VOCALS FROM: JOE NANCE, MAVERICK GOMEZ, AND PROBABLY ANTHONY MURAYAMA
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
1. Caleb's Calling!?
2. Cowboys from Hell
3. The Legend of Makapu
4. Ghost Energy Rap Song (Song)
5. Black Lung Craig 2
6. Bears (Bewear of the Bear) [Song]
7. Blangy Bingus
8. Hudson's House Theme (Song)
9. Big (& Angry)
10. Collin's Odyssey (DO NOT LISTEN) [Anthem]
11. Free Palestine!
12. Ballad of the Blu-Ray Bastard (Chronicles 1-4 [Part 4 Abridged])
13. Vote 4 Donald Trump
14. Ok so pretty much Caleb's calling again
LYRICS:
Caleb's Calling!? One time, about like a year ago It was like, on a few days after my birthday Just a few of my friends and I were hanging out And after we were all kinda hanging out near like the Fun Zone walking, catching up I was catching up with my friend Teague that I haven't seen in like a year or two And we were kinda walking along that kinda side Up until there's just like a park near Newport And once people were starting to get picked up there, I just started walking home I lived at the Eight-Eighties at the time So it wasn't that much of a walk But I don't know Just pretty, like a nice breeze Walked from like 6:00PM to 9:00PM I took my time with it It was really chill Got to walk along the Coast Highway That's not really a good story but I'm tired as fuck right now and I can't think of much Cowboys from Hell Ridin' on my horsey It's bunghole's got a smell Such a stinky bungus It's body I will sell Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell That's us! We're Cowboys from Hell All the Cowboys line up They all want to ride For the price of moonshine I'll let them inside Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell The Legend of Makapu Hey If I was on the side of the road And I was hurt Would you help me? Uhh.. Would you help me? Would you do anything? Well I don't know Really? Awwhhh awhhhh nasamaka maka maka sekaya maka Ah! Ah! Help! What are you doing, you gotta help me, I'm trapped! Get me outta here! makalaya maka pooo no se makana... Ah! Ow! Help me! Please help me! You gotta help me! lo no seeee the legend of makapuuu!! Get me outta here! the legend of makapu... the legend of makapu.... Please! you must agree.... No!!! you must agree to my life....... What are you doing? You gotta get me out!! you must agree to my life... What?! What are you saying?? you must agree to my life....... What? I don't want to? I don't want to? you must agree to my life........ you must agree.... Let me out! Let me out of here! lpasanese la makapu Ohhh!!! Oh.... that feels kinda good.... Oh I like that.... Oh man...... What are you doing to me? Get off me, man! Hey lay off me! Noooo nooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOO I see.... you wouldn't help me So I suppose my question has been answered Ghost Energy Rap Song (Song) Ghost Energy in my tummy I need Ghost Energy right now please I need Ghost Energy Give me Ghost Energy Please please please give me Ghost Energy There are a variety of flavors of Ghost Energy I need Ghost Energy I want Ghost Energy Please give me Ghost Energy This is Tangy Tingus, back once again! The battle for the forest rages on, with both sides, the Dark Elves and the Gnomes fighting valiantly There have been many casualties and it's, it's very horri- Ghost Energy in my tummy I need Ghost Energy right now please I need Ghost Energy Give me Ghost Energy Please please please give me Ghost Energy There are a variety of flavors of Ghost Energy I need Ghost Energy I want Ghost Energy Please give me Ghost Energy (Nueve) Black Lung Craig 2 (Featuring Freddy Fazbear) Five Nights at Freddy's, gotta survive the night Checking the cameras making sure it's alright I can't use the power, or else I will die Freddy will kill me, and I will die I'm scared of the fox, he runs real fast Up to the door, and never past Chica's a chick with a cupcake Im hungry, I want to eat the cupcake There are no cupcakes around me I'd bake one but I don't have the ability The Bite of '87 was really sad The kids parents probably weren't glad Yuh, this goes out to all the OG's who have been with me since day 1: Beatrice Sanchez, Kai Bixby, Brody Bogdan, Samuel You, everyone else Hudson G on the beat AND TANGY TINGUS BACK ONCE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME I'VE INCURRED THE WEREWOLVES CURSE WHICH MEANS I'M A WEREWOLF NOW AND I'M REALLY ANGRY, BUT I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR AN OLD, OLD FRIEND I DO IT ALL FOR THE MUFFIN, AND HERE GOES NOTHIN' BLACK LUNG CRAIG, BLACK LUNG CRAIG, WENT BEHIND MY BACK ONE DAY BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT HE HAD TO SAY PRETTY FUCKIN CLEAR HE CHOSE HER OVER ME BLACK LUNG CRAIG, BLACK LUNG CRAIG, I REMEMBER BACK IN THE SIXTH GRADE WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED THAT I'D BE BETRAYED? BUT I NEVER REALLY CARED ABOUT HER ANYWAY BLACK LUNG CRAIG, BLACK LUNG CRAIG, THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS I CAN'T IGNORE OUR FRIENDSHIP'S OVER, THAT'S FOR SURE GO HAVE FUN UNTIL SHE'S BORED BLACK LUNG CRAIG, YOU TRIED TO LIE SNAKE IN THE GRASS, DON'T TRY TO HIDE IT'S FOR THIS REASON WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS I AIN'T TRYNA DISS YOU BUT I WON'T MAKE AMENDS BLACK LUNG CRAIG, I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BUT YOUR GOING TO HELL ANYWAYS Five Nights at Freddy's, yeah Five Nights at Freddy's I think I'm ready, for Five Nights at Freddy's It's a little scary, the bear is hairy He is scary and very hairy Oh shit, I just stubbed my toe It hurt really bad, gamer mode Five Nights at Freddy's, child porn Barack Obama, you've been warned! I will survive all Five Nights And maybe have a frightful sight Balloon Boy has many balloons He has a lot of balloons Golden Freddy, AH! So scary Scary, scary, scary Goldie Beary Yeah Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's Yeah that's right bitch, Five Nights at Freddy's! Bears (Bewear of the Bear) [Song] Hey, do you like bears? No actually, I don't like bears I don't like their claws, I don't like their paws I don't like how they scratch trees and I don't like how they steal honey from bumblebees I don't like bears at all actually, I don't think there's a single redeemable quality about bears I don't like them at all This guy doesn't like bears (No I don't) This guy doesn't like bears (Yeah, I don't like them at all) This guy doesn't like bears (Yeah that's the third time you said it, pal) This guy doesn't like bears (The cats outta the bag) Do you like bears? No I, didn't we just go over this? Blangy Bingus Ladies and Gentlemen, it may be cold outside But it's gonna get real warm up in my good friend, Blangy Blingus Oh hey hey, hi everybody, it's me, Blangy Blingus, I just came down here to record this song, and it is a wonderful day outside, the sun is shining, and oh it's such a clear and joyous day. The flowers are smiling, and the birds are tweeting. You know, my drive over here was just lovely, I took my car over here and I stopped at many a red-light, I stopped at many a stop sign, and I just had such a wonderful drive. I couldn't even, I couldn't even tell you how nice it was, oh man it was just so great. But anyways, I'm here to sing you a song, this is the Blangy Blingus song, and that's because my name is Blangy Blingus, as myself being Blangy Blingus, I am feeling quite Blangy today. And so I came here to record this song because it is important for all of you to learn how you can be Blangy in your own lives. How you can apply my principles, of my Blangy living, and apply that to your own life. You gotta see the world for what it is, you gotta see the world for what it is so it does not take advantage of you. There are many people out there who are trying to hurt you. Don't trust those people, they will taking advantage of you, so you cannot trust them. You gotta listen to my advice, I am Blangy Blingus. That's my name, to be Blangy is to be true to yourself. And true to the others around you, that is what it means to be Blangy, to live your life in a way that instead of looking into the past, you are looking hopeful into the future. To be Blangy, is to not concern yourself with what cannot be changed, to not concern yourself with what cannot be undone, but instead to focus on what you can do, to focus on what you can improve, to focus on the future. That is what it means to be Blangy, so I have come here today, me, Blangy Blingus to give you this song. It's quite a Blangy song, quite Blangy indeed, so I came here to tell you all, that I have been having quite the Blangy day, so I hope that each of you have been having a Blangy day. I want all of you to live in a Blangy way, to live your life with no regrets, to do what you feel is right, to live your life Blangily (Blangily), happily (happily), and wonderfully (wonderfully). It reminds of the time, when I took a walk into the store, and the cashier said to me, "here is your change." And I took my change, (what?) because I paid too much for my items. And I got my change back, and I put that change back in my wallet. And then I went home. And it was a beautiful day, when I got in my car to drive home, I stopped at many a red-light, I stopped at many a stop sign, the sun was shining, the sky was clear, the flowers were smiling, and the birds were chirping. It was a beautiful day, it was a Blangy day. My name is Blangy Blingus, and I know, that each and every one of you can live your lives in a Blangy way, or my name isn't Blangy Blingus. Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah) Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah) Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah) Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah) Tangy Tingus is dead Tangy Tingus is dead Tangy Tingus, Tangy Tingus Tangy Tingus is dead. He was a dear friend of mine. He was a fellow member of the Tangy tribe. A dear fellow member of the Tangy tribe, my friend Tangy Tingus, a friend to me and a friend to all, we are gathered here to celebrate, not the death of Tangy Tingus, but the life he lived. When I was asked to give the eulogy here, at my good friend Tangy Tingus' funeral, I thought I couldn't do it. I thought I wouldn't be doing him justice. I thought that I couldn't do justice to the life that he lived. But I manned up and I did it, and so I'm here to tell you, to live your life in a Blangy way. Because it is what Tangy would want from you (Not what Tangy Tingus can do for you, but what YOU can do for Tangy Tingus!) Hello everyone, it's me! Tangy Tingus! I'm back- Hudson's House Theme (Song) Ghosts in this house There's some ghosts in this house There's some ghosts in this house Yeah you better watch out Ghosts in this house There's some ghosts in this house Yeah, that's right, it's Hudson's House (Welcome to my house... there's many ghosts in my house... ... The door, it's locked... It must be a puzzle............ ) Big (& Angry) I'm a big and angry guy So big..... It's so big..... So big............. I'm a big and angry guy I'm a big and angry guy Collin's Odyssey (DO NOT LISTEN) [Anthem] I'm rolling on the rails of a crazy train Rolling on the rails of a crazy train A train so strange, it's quite insane Rolling down the roads of a crazy train, Crazy Train! Crazy Train, Crazy Train Crazy Train, Crazy Train Crazy Train, Crazy Train Crazy Train, Crazy Train, Crazy Train Ladies and Gentlemen: Tangy Tingus Hello everybody, it's me, Tangy Tingus, yes that Tangy Tin- Free Palestine! Free Palestine Set them free Leave them be Free Palestine Set them free Dream with me Free Palestine Stop committing war crimes Let them be Free Palestine, Free Palestine Israel has crossed the line Free Palestine, Free Palestine Israel has crossed the line Free Palestine, Free Palestine Free Palestine, Free Palestine Free Palestine Israel has crossed the line Free Palestine Free Palestine Free Palestine Free Palestine Free Palestine Free Palestine Set them free Dream with me Ballad of the Blu-Ray Bastard (Parts 1-4 (Part 4)) Hey Baby Cheez, Sure are a lot of stars out tonight... Or is the only star out you? Ehejejeh, little bit of space humor there for ya Just a small sample taste of the wonders you'll get with ME - Mr. G Doggy Peterson So Honey Cheeks, tell me, have you ever watched Monsters Inc? Well, no? Would you like to? I have it on Blu-Ray Ok, so basically, Blu-Ray is like a DVD but with like better quality and I have it So Honey Smokin-Maker, are you gonna be mine? Hey Shortstop, Your phone seemed to have GLITCHED out and read the message Or maybe you're looking into Blu-Rays I have a lot of them by the way By the way, those are the things I mentioned earlier I have a lot of them I could show you my collection Ok so basically I have around 300 Blu-Rays I collect because I like the quality more than DVDs Speaking of DVDs, I know you mentioned you wanted to watch Monsters Inc and lucky enough for you, I have it So Chunky Chancellor, is that quality enough for you? Did you get your phone checked out yet? I was gonna send a message earlier but I wanted to give you some time to get your phone repaired, seeing as you read the message WITHOUT responding It's OK, these phones don't have much quality control anymore Speaking of quality, Blu-Rays actually have 10 times the quality of a DVD and lucky for you, I have many of them (INCLUDING the movie Monsters Inc) And speaking of quality, you seem like a quality gal yourself Maybe we could spend some QUALITY time together I'll hold you to your response, empress Or else I wouldn't be G GG Petey P - Over and out Tick tick tick - hear that? It's the clock! Basically it's ticking down - your time is EXPIRING And I WANT to give you some time to fix your phone and what the heck I'll basically even drive you to a repair shop But I'm starting to think the ABSENCE of messages is on purpose... Forgive me for ASSUMPTIONS - but I bought you some new BLU-RAYS - (Because G G G Dawg just KNOWS you that well) and in your time of absence I've already watched them all! This INCLUDES Monsters Inc! How do you feel knowing I had to watch the Monsters Inc ALONE??? Without you, my Queen, Monsters Inc is nothing Basically I'll give you 4 days.... No, no, basically 3 days to fix what you've done I know you're following my brain waves and basically are on the same page, right miss? G Dawg out! Times up babe - ITS OVER So basically I'm a nice guy, I really am I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt I even drive by your house to see if maybe you were out of town, but when I looked in your window you were with a man who I think was your brother Don't worry, I left a Blu-Ray in your mailbox (if you forgot: a Blu-Ray is basically a DVD with better quality) Anyways fuck you - who do you think you are disrespecting the one and only G King of the Blu-Ray Peterson I will skin you alive Lyrics for the last two coming soon
JEFFREY EPSTEIN
Single - April 24, 2024 - 2 min
JEFFREY EPSTEIN was frantically made in a single night (which also happened to be the same night we recorded/made BLC 2 and Bears) and caused Collin to lose his job. Since we were recording music from around 11PM - 11AM, Collin slept through the shift he had the next day at the ice cream parlor he worked at. Aaaaaand he got fired through email. This also happens to be the first Pain, Killers song with a music video. We filmed it in the ruins of the infamous House of Pain (formerly House of Heroin).
PRODUCTION - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA & COLLIN O' CONNOR
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
Yo! We heard about this Jeffrey Epstein fool touching kids and stuff That shit's wack So you know what? We're gonna do something about it Pain, Killers style Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein What you did to those kids was pretty mean Jeffrey Epstein, go suck a green bean Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein Jeffrey Epstein, jumping out the Battle Bus When you see kids acting like you're gonna bust (gross!) Jeffrey Epstein, we know what you do We're The Pain, Killers and we're gonna stop you! Fuck you, Jeffrey Epstein, fuck you! Fuck you, Jeffrey Epstein, fuck you! Jeffrey Epstein, where you gone? I guess you're hiding but not for long We're Warriors of Light and we'll liberate The tunnels, the caves, and the child slaves Jeffrey Epstein, we're coming for you And all your friends on the flight list too Prepare yourself, cuz we're gonna attack With hammers, and nets, and baseball bats Fuck you, Jeffrey Epstein, fuck you! Fuck you, Jeffrey Epstein, fuck you! It's us again, Jeff And now we brought friends Our love and friendship bears no end But before you're dead, there's someone you should meet That's right, it's Stephen H. on this fresh funky beat (Stephen Hawking Instrumental) Fuck you, Jeffrey Epstein, fuck you! Fuck you, Jeffrey Epstein, fuck you! (I did not have sexual relations with that woman) (Meow!) Fuck you, Jeffrey Epstein, we know what you do! Fuck you, Jeffrey Epstein, we know what you do! You fuck kids!
HUDSONMODE
Single - April 11, 2024 - 2 min
This song we made within like an hour during the Nautical Album Sessions. Matt, who was staying with us for the week, had already had the beat and didn't want to use it for anything so he gave it to us. We hopped on that beat and made this.
PRODUCTION - MATTHEW STOCKBRIDGE
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA & COLLIN O' CONNOR
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
Hey 2017! Shoutout Jared Fogle! Watch out, child predators We're coming for you I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode Yeah, I'm Hudson, I'm in the house Jumpin' all around, all around the town Hudson, jumpin' around the house And I'm jumpin' in the town Yeah, he's Hudson, he likes to dance He likes to dance in his pants Sometimes he puts on his dancing pants It's in those pants that he likes to dance I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode I'm going, I'm going Hudsonmode Shoutout Jesus Christ Savior of the World I'm going Hudsonmode Give it up to Hudson! Hudson.....mode Hudson.....mode Hudson......mode Hudson....mode Hudson. mode Hudson. mode Hudson. mode Hudson, Hudson, Hudson, Hudson I'M GOING HUDSONMODE! I'M GOING, I'M GOING I'M GOING, I'M GOING HUDSONMODE! I'M GOING, I'M GOING HUDSONMODE! HUDSONMODE! I'M GOING HUDSONMODE! I'M GOING, I'M GOING HUDSONMODE! I'M GOING HUDSONMODE! I'M GOING, I'M GOING HUDSONMODE! I'm going Hudsonmode Later, big guy Subway, Eat Fresh
wingin' it
1. Wingin' It
2. Buffalo Wild Wings 1
3. Dr. Pepper
4. Ancient Civilizations
5. Click-Clack
6. I am a Buffalo Wild Wing
7. Buffalo Wild Wings 2
8. Goodbye.
9. Take Me Back
Album - April 1, 2024 - 28 min
Wingin' It was the very first album by The Pain, Killers. We originally marketed it like it was going to be The Nautical Album but instead we released this. The entire thing was created and recorded within one sitting at Buffalo Wild Wings. On the last song you can hear my genuine anguish and pain as before going to record the album, we had played the Spooky Forest Show. Right after the show I had went and gotten In-N-Out with some people from the show while Collin was busy doing stuff. Then by the time we leaving the Buffalo Wild Wings I had felt intensely sick in the stomach from the combination of In-N-Out, Buffalo Wild Wings, and the McDonald's I had eaten only a few hours prior.
PRODUCTION - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
Wingin' It Straaaap on that there Buffalo Wild Wings pack Get a grip on your wings Straaaap on that there Buffalo Wild Wings pack Don't let them fly away Welcome To our first album My name is Hudson I am joined here with Collin We're here at Buffalo Wild Wings for our first album We're just gonna Wing It That's the name, "Wingin' It" We are winging this album We are eating wild wings Uh, we are gonna have a great time We hope you enjoy (Yeah could I get the...) Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It (It's already paid for so) Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It (You put the card on you're phone, right?) Straaaaaaap on (Hudson) that there (Hudson) Buffalo (Hey, it's already paid for) The food? Yeah we pay for it on the phone (I just wanna make sure cuz I'd rather paid for the buffalo wild wings) I think we put our card details in (We did? How much should we tip him?) (How much should we tip?) I don't care about the tip (I have some cash I'll just give him some cash) Ok (I'm gonna get a box though) Straaaap on that there Buffalo Wild Wings pack ahuhauhauhhuh ahuhahuhahuh yeah. Wild wings Wings that are wild Wild wings Wild things Where are they? Where are the wild things? Where are the wild things? (I don't know) Where are the wild wings? Buffalo Wild Wings Strap on that Wild Wings pack, Buffalo style Strap on that Wild Wings pack, Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' ItWingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' ItWingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' ItWingin' It Wingin' It Wingin' It Welcome to the album Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild. Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings 1 Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings I love Buffalo Wild Wings I love love love Buffalo Wild Wings so much I love Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings The Fantastic Foursome (The Fantastic Foursome) The Fantastic Foursome (They are made up of) The Los Angeles Rams (Olsen?) Consists of... ([?]) Mark Lundy (Deacon Jones) Scott Olsen ([?]) O.J. Simpson Samuel Untermyer Donald J. Trump (Donald J. Trump) Those are the Fantastic Foursome members (Buffalo Wild Wings are the Fantastic Foursome) Um, the Fantastic Foursome members (They were on a great quest one day They were on a great journey, great quest (to save the world) A great quest to save the world (They got a couple members of the fantastic foursome) Um, they united with the (There's also...) The Pain, (Comma) Killers (Jane Fitzgerald) And they, they put an end (um) To the sadness and pain once and for all (very strong) That was their Journey Their plight and their strife (Ben Dover) They slayed dragons (Oh yeah, also, there's also Collin O'Connor That's cool Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings I love Buffalo Wild Wings I love love love Buffalo Wild Wings so much I love Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild wIngs I love Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings Dr. Pepper Dr. Pepper yummy yummy Dr. Pepper in my tummy Dr. Pepper it's so great Dr. Pepper has no hate Dr. Pepper drink it up Dr. Pepper I'm so happy Dr. Pepper yeah Dr. Pepper yeah I love you Dr. Pepper I love you so much Come in my tummy Dr. Pepper I'll drink you up until September I love you Dr. Pepper Come on, Hudson You're better than this, come on! Just sing about the Dr. Pepper Dr. Pepper yummy yummy Dr. Pepper in my tummy Dr. Pepper drink it up Dr. Pepper yummy yay yay Come on Evil thoughts in my brain (brain) Dr. Pepper makes it go away (away) Evil thoughts in my brain (brain) Dr. Pepper makes it go away (away) Well um if I had to describe the taste of Dr. Pepper, I'd say that it is both sweet and savory It's got a nice amount of carbonation that makes it such bubbly goodness I really just love Dr. Pepper, it's brown, it's bubbly It's just, just a wonderful drink It is the only soda I can down All I drink is Dr. Pepper, I drink it everyday I drink it, I drink it, and I drink it Did I mention that I drink it? Man I just sure do love Dr. Pepper! Come on What am I doing with my life? I think I'm gonna end it all I think I'm gonna end it all in like three weeks when I kill myself Evil thoughts in my brain (brain) Dr. Pepper makes it go away (away) Evil thoughts in my brain (brain) Dr. Pepper makes it go away (away) Okay, but for real, can we talk about the Las Vegas Shooting? So like, he was in the Mandalay Bay Hotel as we all know But how did he get all of that equipment up there Like, tons and tons of "equipment" Let's just say uh... equipment used to commit crimes I'm not gonna say what type of crimes But we all know what he did with all those... weapons But how did he get all that to the top floors I'm just saying... he wasn't alone If you've listened to the video You've watched the video of the shooting You can clearly tell that there are multiple rounds Dr. Pepper in my brain (brain) Evil thoughts make it go away (away) Evil thoughts in my brain (brain) Dr. Pepper makes it go away (away) (Holy crap) Ancient Civilizations Ancient civilizations Make new realizations They lived so long ago But their knowledge never will go I was just a boy when the plague came Oh man let me tell you People were dying everywhere The outbreak of the zombie virus you know.... killed a lot of people A lot of people died In fact I think everyone died I think I'm the last man on Earth I'm holed up here inside this Buffalo Wild Wings establishment I've boarded up all the windows I don't think that there are enough wings here to last me long But I'm gonna see how long I can stay alive here Everyone else is dead but here I stay I'm dead Ancient civilizations Make new realizations They lived so long ago But their knowledge never will go W-when was it that the plague started? Well, I do remember that I'm here in Buffalo Wild Wings But why am I here? Why are the windows boarded up? It's so dark, there's no light Hudson, think! Think, Hudson! Why am I here? What has happened to the outside world? Was there an... an outbreak of some sort? I can't remember I can't remember how long I've been here Inside of this run down Buffalo Wild Wings establishment My mind is fading Ancient civilizations Make new realizations They lived so long ago But their knowledge never will go So pretty much, Luke Skywalker He's this uh farmer he lives on this desert planet called Tatooine So basically he's this desert farmer he lives with his aunt and uncle Because his parents, he doesn't know where his parents are He goes out in the desert Some droids and from the Sandcrawler with the Jawas The-the Jawas Took the droids, C-3P0 and R2-D2 off to the Sandcrawler and so Luke buys the droids And they go and they find Obi Wan Kenobi But Luke Skywalker doesn't know but he's like a Jedi Grandmaster And he's watching over him because (can I get some napkins?) he's like really important And so Luke learns the Jedi ways from Obi Wan Kenobi and he has to go on a quest, a space quest, to defeat the empire because the empire is evil and they're taking over the world And so they go to the Mos Eisly Cantina and they meet Han Solo because they need someone with a spaceship to go to space And so they find him and go to space Uh and they go to space and they were gonna go to a planet and then the Death Star blows up the planet and so they couldn't go to the planet And so instead they went somewhere else I don't remember where they went but they went somewhere And then at the end uh Luke Skywalker he's like a really good pilot And so he blows up the Death Star with his laser beam And also Luke Skywalker's dad is actually Darth Vader Darth Vader is like a Sith Lord which is really evil But he's not as evil as Emperor Palpatine Palpatine's super evil And um he's like the leader of the emperor, empire He has like electricity magic Which is like his Sith Lord abilities And so um in the second movie they have this private rebel base in Hoth which is like this ice planet it's- Ancient Civilizations Make new realizations They lived so long ago But their knowledge never will go Click-Clack Click-Clack Clickety-Clack You better watch out cause I'm gonna attack Click-Clack Clickety-Clack You better act fast and you better run fast Run, run, I'll get you soon I'll get you soon and your fate will be full of doom I'll hurt you now With my knife My knife I use to cut open these wings These Wild Wings Buffalo Wings Buffalo, Wild Wings These Wild Wings are quite the wild things Click-Clack Clickety-Clack I'll hurt you Yeah, I'll hurt you Yeah, you better run I'm gonna hurt you Click-Clack Clickety-Clack You better watch out cause I'm gonna attack Click-Clack Clickety-Clack You better act fast and you better run fast Click-Clack Clickety-Clack You better watch out cause I'm gonna attack Click-Clack I am a Buffalo Wild Wing I uh.... I am a Buffalo Wild Wing Yep, I am made of chicken I am (I am a wing) bone-in (I am a wing) I'm covered in all sorts of sauces (I am a wing) Whatever sauce you could possibly want (I am a wing) Maybe something spicy (I am a wing) Or maybe something tangy (I am a wing) Whatever sauce you could possibly ever want (I am a wing) you can You could get a side of ranch with me (I am a wing) And dip me into it before biting into me (I am a wing) And gnaw on my flesh, gnaw to the bone (I am a wing) What? What do you mean I'm not a Buffalo Wild Wing? (I am a wing) I am a Buffalo Wild Wing (I am a wing) What else would I be? (I am a wing) I mean we're here at Buffalo Wild Wings (I am a wing) Is that not the only thing they serve? (I am a wing) Of course I'm a Buffalo Wild Wing (I am a wing) No, I, I, I am (WING) a Buffalo Wing! I am a wing I am a wing (I am a wing) I am a wing (I-I am a wing) I'm a wing I am a wing (wing) I (I am a wing) have to get something off my wings (I am a wing) I uhh, (I am a wing, I am a wing) I might not have been truthful (I am a wing) to you (I am a wing) I am a wing (I am a wing) The truth is even though we are here at Buffalo Wild Wings (I am a wing), (I am a wing) I am not actually a Wild Wing (I am a wing) (I am a wing) I am a (I am a wing, I am a wing) I'm actually a Beef Snake (I am a wing) Yup (I am a wing) I am a wing (I am a wing) ((I am a wing)) (((I am a wing))) I am a wing (I am a wing, I am a wing) Nah, I'm just kidding (I am a wing, I am a wing) You really thought that I was a Beef Snake? (I am a wing) (I am a wing) I'm a Buffalo Wild Wing! (I am a wing) I am a wing I am a wing I am a wing I am a wing (I am a wing) I am a wing (I am a wing) I am a wing (I am a wing) I am a wing (I am a wing) I am a wing (I am a wing) Tangy sauce covers my flesh, bones inside me Don't bite onto them! I am a wing, a Buffalo Wild Wing And I am so tasty to eat and to nibble on In fact, I have a good friend, his name is Tangy Tingus He is tangy like my tangy sauce I'll get him over here right now Hello there, it's me, Tangy Tingus uh, you may have heard of me- Buffalo Wild Wings 2 Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wild Wild Wild Wings So uhh (Jackson!? What are you doing here at Buffalo Wild Wings?) God right, he made Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden after him (Oh... I can smell it in the air..... yeah...) And then he had one rule and that was don't eat of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil (the changing of the tides... a true evil is upon us...) And he said don't do that because it is evil (... the Age of Doom.... can't you feel the rotting and decaying of the modern world.....) And so Satan convinced Eve to commit the first sin (Our cities are crashing down to rubble and I don't know when Collin and Hudson are uploading this track but either I've destroyed the cities already or I haven't so.....) And then uh, they got cast out of the Garden of Eden (I don't know where we are in the lore timeline right now) And all of sin came into creation (but the day of reckoning is coming quickly I can feel it in the air) Uh, fast forward a bit, and uh, there was this guy called Moses (Who's that coming into the Buffalo Wild Wings?) Right? Yeah, there was this guy called Moses and the people of Israel sent (It's me, Tangy Tingus, back once again at Buffalo Wild Wings) And they were, they were locked up by the Egyptians and kinda enslaved by them (I uhh I've cured my werewolf curse, it was uhh quite the adventure I had to go on) And so Moses, he led all of the people of Israel out of Egypt (There's gonna be a whole EP about it) And they crossed the Red Sea because Moses parted it with his magical cane It's not really magical, it's holy, and used God's power (The Tangy Tingus EP) But anyways uh yeah (uhh hello, Tangy Tingus, it's me, Larry, Larry the Dentist) They settled the land of Jerusalem which they actually stole from the people of Canaan (I'm here to make sure Jackson doesn't eat too much) Pretty curious that the people of Israel stole their land (and uhhh yeah) Uhhh yeah... and so way later down the line came David and he was the second King of Israel (hee wee haaah haha) Because the Israelis decided that they needed a king And he was pretty good except he sinned a little bit and so he got messed up - everyone sins (I am a fish.... I am here swimming inside of a fishbowl) And then way later came Jesus Christ who is God incarnate in the flesh (in the Buffalo Wild Wings establishment) And he died on the cross for ours sins and then he came back three days later (I uhhh am not a sea snake, I am a fish... here at the Buffalo Wild Wings) Uhh he is the only hope, the salvation, the Lord, the truth and the light (yeah....) Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo Wild Wild Wild Wild Wings Goodbye. Goodbye my friends, it's time for this to end The album is done because our wings are done We ate all the wings, we had our fun Goodbye my friends, goodbye my friends You know, I'm not really happy in my life I... I have too much And I just think about What am I doing with my life? I'm not ever doing anything productive, I just sit and rot away I feel like I haven't done anything productive at all with my life I feel like if I die tomorrow, I would leave nothing of note behind None of this matters None of this matters at all The Pain, Killers? Who cares? Nobody cares about us It doesn't matter None of this matters These people eating behind me in Buffalo Wild Wings: Do they matter? Who matters? No one really does It's all... it's all coming to an end Goodbye my friends, it's time for this to end, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye No! We do matter! I matter! All of us, we have a purpose in life and we're gonna fulfill that Right guys? (yeah!) Let's do this! Goodbye my friends, it's time for this to end, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye my friends Goodbye my friends, it's time for this to end, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye Take Me Back Nooo!!! NO!!!! NO!!! You gotta let me back in the Buffalo Wild Winfgs..!!!! No it's so- ******************************************* OOOH GOD OOHHH IT HURTS LET ME IN AHhhAHHhhhhh Buffalo Wild Wings....... ******************************************* Take me back to the Buffalo Wild Wings I beg of you, it's my only escape Take me back to the Buffalo Wild Wings Take me back to the Buffalo Wild Wings ******************************************** AhhahhhhhhhHHhhhhhhh HHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ******************************************* Take ME BACK! TAKE ME BACK!! EERRrrrrrrrrr I nEed my Wild Wings I needed eededded wing wing wing wing wiring wing wings Helllooooooo give me wings ******************************************* THEYRE TRYING TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM BUFFALO WILDD WINGS SOJOINOIJOINOOOOO ALL MY ENERGY I NEED IT MY WINFSSS ***************** ********************* ************************ * * 8B * 8 * *. ** * * 8 * * * ** * * * * It hurts so much...... it hurts so much.......... *****************************************
BRODY BOGDAN & THE HOLY PROMISE
EP - February 27, 2024 - 15 min
1. A call to ACTION! Our Hero is beckoned!
2. i am the rock / GAY ACCEPTANCE (prelude)
3. I want2 b HOLY ✝ (PROMISES WITHHELD)
4. RAIN (PAIN) / GAY ACCEPTANCE: THE DOMAIN OF SWORDS
5. One (1) Last Revelation / i am the rock (reprise)
6. goodnight Brody BOGDAN:our prophet, and farewell.
This a collab we did with this guy called Brody Bogdan during the infamous Nautical Album Recording Sessions in Laguna Beach. We didn't really know him that well, he had been to a few of our shows, but we wanted to make some random unplanned noise with him and this was the product of that. We expected him to stay for a few hours but he ended up staying for a few days and now we're all good friends. In fact, during the last night, the "Final Five" (Me, Collin, Joe, Kai, and Brody) all slept back to back on my dad's relatively small bed. It sucked but it's kind of fun looking back.
KEYBOARDS - COLLIN O' CONNOR & BRODY BOGDAN
VOCALS - BRODY BOGDAN & HUDSON GARCIA
DRUM - COLLIN O' CONNOR
BANJO - HUDSON GARCIA
SITAR - HUDSON GARCIA
PEDALBOARD - BRODY BOGDAN
KEYTAR - KAI BIXBY
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
A call to ACTION! Our Hero is beckoned! Hello? Hello, who is this? Uh Hello? Who is this? Okay, I'm done I'm hanging up right now Who is this?! Why do you keep on calling me?! Stop! Please just stop calling me! Stop! Enough! Enough! I'm dead Ah! Please just stop calling me! Please Please i am the rock / GAY ACCEPTANCE (prelude) ... please I am the rock (I am the rock) I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock! I am the rock! I am the rock! I am the rock! I am the rock! I am the rock! I am the rock! I am the rock! I am the rock! I am the rock! Heyyaha Heyyyaayaaah Waaaawaaaawaa GAY ACCEPTANCE Heywayayay GAY ACCEPTANCE Hewaayayay Waaawaaawaa GAY ACCEPTANCE Heywaayayay Waaawaaawaaa GAY ACCEPTANCE Heywaayayay Waaawaaawaa GAY ACCEPTANCE Heyaaawayway Waaawaawaa GAY ACCEPTANCE Heywaayayay Heywaayayay GAY ACCEPTANCE Heyaaawayayay Waawaawaa GAY ACCEPTANCE Heyywaayayay Waaayayay GAY ACCEPTANCE Heywaawawaa Waayayaywaayayay Waayayyay Wayyayay Waaayayay (Gay Acceptance) Waawaaa (Gay Acceptance) Waaawaaawaaa (Gay Acceptance) Ooolaalaleela Ooolaloo Boombaalabeladooladoo Boombalabeedadooladoo Boolabaledoo I want2 b HOLY ✝ (PROMISES WITHHELD) OOOOOOO I can do this! I can do this! Eureka! Eureka! Hey! Hey you! Hey you there! Hey! Hey you! You are unholy! You are unholy! You are unholy! No I'm not! Make a promise! I promise Hey make a promise! I promise to be holy! You promise to be holy?! Hey! Hey you there! Hey let's make a promise! Hey! Hey look me in the eyes when I talk to you, pal! Hey! I want to be holy! I want to be holy! You want to be holy?! I want to be holy! You want to be holy?! I want to be holy! I want to be holy! I want to be holy! I want to be holy! I want to be holy! I want to be holy I want to be holy I want to be holy I want to be holy I want to be holy Behold! God! As I see! And cease! And minds still can't comprehend! Three times! And to describe: I want to be holy! RAIN (PAIN) / GAY ACCEPTANCE: THE DOMAIN OF SWORDS RAIN RAIN RAIN PAIN RAIN (uhh.. hello? ummm...) O Lord, rebuke me not in your anger, nor discipline me in your wrath GAY ACCEPTANCE Be gracious to me, O Lord, for I am languishing; heal me, O Lord, for my bones are troubled GAY ACCEPTANCE My soul also is greatly troubled. But you, O Lord-how long? GAY ACCEPTANCE Turn, O Lord, deliver my life; save me for the sake of your steadfast love GAY ACCEPTANCE For in death there is no remembrance of you; in Sheol who will give you praise? GAY ACCEPTANCE I am weary with my moaning; every might I flood my bed with tears; I drench my couch with weeping GAY ACCEPTANCE My eye wastes away because of grief; it grows weak because of all my foes GAY ACCEPTANCE Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Waabababeebababoo Wababeebaabaaboo Wababeebababoo One (1) Last Revelation / i am the rock (reprise) I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock Brody's the rock Brody's the rock Brody's the rock Brody's the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock I am the rock yeah I am the rock I am the rock so I am the rock Brody's the rock Brody's the rock I am the rock so I am the rock I am the rock yeah I am the rock Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance The revelation of Jesus Christ Which God gave him to show his servants the things that must soon take place He made it known by sending his angel to his servant John Who bore witness To the word of God And the testimony of Jesus Christ Even to all that he saw Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of the prophecy And blessed are those who hear And who keep what is written in it For the time is near The time is near! Gay Acceptance Gay Acceptance Accept (ayayayaya! pick it up pick it up pick it up!) John to the Seven Churches that are in Asia Grace to you and peace from him who is and who was and who is to come And from the seven spirits who are before his throne And from Jesus Christ the faithful witness From the dead and the rulers of the kings of Earth To him who loves us and has freed us from our sins through his blood And made us a kingdom, priests to his God and Father to him goodnight Brody BOGDAN:our prophet, and farewell. Oh God Please I'm begging you I'm begging you, man Please! I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE! PLEASE! PLE-AHHH PLEASE! JUST STOP! STOP! FUCKING! CALLING ME! Please! Please! I'm begging you! Please! That was Brody Bogdan and the Holy Promise folks! Tune it more for the next time later and have a wonderful day (Woohoo!) Party rockers in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time And we going to make you lose your mind In the.... Shake that! Kill the Pain 2024
Knowledge (Brightness Version)
Single - January 28, 2024 - 2 min
This song is a beautiful and amazing "Brightness Version" cover we did of the song Knowledge by Operation Ivy. This is the first (and only recorded) Brightness Version of a song we did, but in theory every song has a Darkness and Brightness Version.
KEYBOARD - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
Cover Art by Collin O' Connor
LYRICS:
I know, things are getting tougher when you can't get the top off the bottom of the barrel Wide open road to my future now, is looking pretty narrow All I know is that I don't know All I know is that I don't know nothing All I know is that I don't know All I know is that I don't know nothing But hey wait! How can I know that I don't know nothing? If I know that I don't know nothing, then doesn't that mean that I know something? (Come on, boys!) Werewolves chasing me in the night Stalking creatures I must fight Hairy beasts hide from the light Fangs so sharp and they will bite Okay, hold on, let me get this straight All I know is that I don't know nothing But, problem solved! Clearly I know something, right? Cause I know that I know nothing, right? Like that's, that's it I just, I don't get what that's supposed to mean It doesn't make sense to me No, no comprende, you know? Like all I know is that I don't know nothing? Then that means I know something, right? Am I, am I crazy? Am I crazy for thinking that? (Come on, boys!) Spiders crawling on my back Creepy creatures will attack Laying eggs inside my ears Make me face my greatest fears Well um, there's plenty of things that I know, right? I know YHWH, I know YHWH is real I worship YHWH, we all do Come on, we all do And I know that Moses, he was a, he was a great guy, he split the Red Sea and led the tribe of Israel out of Egypt And uh you know uh he had the Ten Commandments And oh man... oh Those are all just things that I know I know all these things (Come on, boys!) Goblins lurk outside my home In the woods where goblins roam Goblins touch their scary stone Reading from the ancient tome Come on I, I know all these things Hold on boys, I'm getting a call (Chess Tunnels starts playing) Oh great, now I know about the uh trafficking under the Orient They got tunnels They've got human trafficking tunnels in China and all over the Oriental Continent And all these, all these human sacrifices are going on And oh man it's just horrible stuff I sure, I sure am glad that I know these things now Thanks! Thank you all for telling me all these things That's real nice of you Thank you so much I know everything, I know everything now It's wonderful Terrific stuff It's great Al Capone back from the dead He will shoot me in the head With his scary machine gun Getting shot will not be fun (Goodnight and God Bless America, see you all later, folks!)
Knowledge (Darkness Version)
Single - January 21, 2024 - 4 min
This song is a fucked up and evil "Darkness Version" cover we did of the song Knowledge by Operation Ivy. We created this song on the drive to a show we played in San Diego and opened with it.
KEYBOARD - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
Cover Art by Collin O' Connor
LYRICS:
I know, things are getting tougher when you can't get the top off the bottom of the barrel The wide open road to my future now, is looking pretty narrow All I know is that I don't know All I know is that I don't know nothing But how can I know nothing? If I know that I know nothing, doesn't that mean that I know something? Doesn't it mean that I know something, if I know that I know nothing? How can I know nothing, but also know that I know nothing? Werewolves chasing me in the night Stalking creatures I must fight Hairy beasts hide from the light Fangs so sharp and they will bite All I know is that I don't know All I know is that I don't know nothing But it doesn't make sense How can I know that I know nothing? If I know that I know nothing, then surely I know something It's, it's scaring me! I'm, I'm scared! Ah! Ah! I-I don't understand! How can I know that I know nothing? It doesn't make sense Help! Spiders crawling on my back Creepy creatures will attack Laying eggs inside my ears Make me face my greatest fears All I know is that I don't know All I know is that I don't know nothing But I know the Ten Commandments And I know that God sent his only begotten son, Jesus Christ, to die on the cross for our sins These are things that I know And I know that he came back three days later And I know that too And I also know that he had twelve disciples and that he was betrayed by Judas These are things that I know I know that Moses parted the sea To defeat the Egyptians and to free the people of Israel These are things that I know So how can I know nothing if I know all these things? Goblins lurk outside my home In the woods where goblins roam Goblins touch their scary stone Reading from the ancient tome All I know is that I don't know... All I know is that I don't know no- Hold on, I'm getting a call from... Oh, of course! Of course it's an unknown number! An unknown number?! Of course it's a fucking unknown number! I know that I know it's an unknown number! (Chass Tunnels starts playing) Great! Now I know, now I know about the human trafficking tunnels I know about the organ trades And fucking Little St. James Island, I know about the flight logs And the beer companies and the underground tunnels I know about all of these things I know all of these fucking things These are all things that I know Which I didn't know And I don't want to know these things but now I do know these things Which is great I know about all of the Chinese trafficking and all the tunnels They're under all the cities, and every major city has these tunnels underground And they're keeping people barely alive down there They're harvesting their organs And they're using them as slaves And for sexual gratification And all sorts of horrible things I know this now And now I know all about it It's great! It's stupendous! I'm so glad I know these things Oh man, I know everything Al Capone back from the dead He will shoot me in the head With his scary machine gun Getting shot will not be fun
The Jolly Christmas EP
EP - December 1, 2023 - 20 min
1. Fireside Chat I
2. Santa is Real
3. Jewish Student Union Theme Song
4. Jingle Bells 2
5. The Christmas Mash
6. Fireside Chat II
One of the most important Pain, Killers releases, The Jolly Christmas EP laid the entire groundwork of in-universe lore. This lore is prominent in tracks like Jingle Bells 2 and even the secret post-credits scene in Fireside Chat II. The former even currently reigns as the most streamed Pain, Killers song with over 12,000 total streams worldwide.
KEYBOARD - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
BANJO - COLLIN O' CONNOR
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
Fireside Chat I Oh hello, I didn't see you there Come, have a seat by the fire Come closer Oh come on, you can get a little closer, I won't bite Okay, now that's too close You always do this Everyone's always talking about how you do this But it's fine It's not worth ruining Christmas over, even though you clearly want to Anyways, it's been a while We've got some nice new songs for you here on The Jolly Christmas EP We've got The Christmas Mash, a new way to rock out to Christmas times We've got the Jingle Bells 2, a fresh, new take on the classic Jingle Bells We've got Santa is Real, a reminder about his true and living presence that you can feel each and every day And for you jews at home, don't think we forgot about you, we've got the Jewish Student Union Theme Song So yeah, hope you enjoy the EP and have a Merry Christmas, or a Happy Hanukkah Santa is Real Santa is real, working on presents He knows when you're sleeping and when you're awake Santa is real, writing the nice list He can bring coal if you are naughty I worked at a toy factory in the North Pole not too long ago A sled was being built by an old worker elf He then raised his hands as everyone stood and said, Santa is real A cold breeze over the snowy hill brought in the smell of candy canes from a nearby field And a neighing of reindeer could be heard in the moment of silence As the elf opened the nice list to read, a red nosed reindeer stood up, nose shining bright, and said, Mr. Elf, tell them that the naughty list is real too You know that the names of those written on it are in the depths of Hell, the world where none are jolly You know that those who receive coal are destined to Hell I know that Santa is real, for once I had a jolly home I was loved and respected by the snowmen I was looked upon as a leader in the North Pole And then Santa left my life I grew naughty and twisted The snowmen turned against me And finally I was placed on the naughty list My elves took their path into a world of sin Yes, Mr. Elf, it's sweet to know that the nice list is real And that heaven is a real place where joy shall never end But the naughty is real too And sinner friend, if you're here today, Santa is real And he will judge you And Hell is a real place A place of everlasting punishment Santa is real, working on presents He knows when you're sleeping and when you're awake Santa is real, writing the nice list He can bring coal if you are naughty Jewish Student Union Theme Song Student Union It's the Jewish Student Union Student Union It's the Jewish Student Union Student Union It's the Jewish Student Union Student Union It's the Jewish Student Union Jingle Bells 2 Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way (ha ha ha) Bells on bobtails ring (ring!) Making spirits bright (bright!) What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight Oooh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way JACKSON Bwooh! I didn't realize it was a full moon tonight. I can feel myself... changing. I have to leave. LARRY Jackson! Are you in there? (Knock, knock, knock) Jackson! Jackson! (Knock, knock, knock) What's happening to you? JACKSON Larry! Get away from me! I'm gonna traaaansform! LARRY Jackson, you didn't show up for your dentists appointments so I came to see if you're okay. JACKSON Get away from me! I'm DANGEROUS! You always do this, Larry! You're just my dentist, why do you always try to play doctor and police my health? LARRY Jackson, it's just that your diet's so unhealthy. You're getting rather big. It's like you're becoming... a monster. JACKSON I AM NOT A MONSTER!! HBWAAHAHHHHHH! LARRY Jackson! What have you become!? JACKSON Graaah! I'm a werewolf now! LARRY My God! Those fangs! I can smell the cavities from here. I'm gonna have to replace your tooth with a silver fang and put you on a diet. JACKSON NOOOOO!!!!!! I don't want to hurt you Larry, but I can't control myself. (Crash!) LARRY Ah! JACKSON I need to get away into the woods! Maybe I am a monster! I need to get away from civilization... Who am I kidding? I'm too hungry. (sniff sniff sniff) What could that smell be? Could that be... WerewolfDonalds? I'll have one Weremeal, no make that two- no three Weremeals I'll have a diet cup of blood, no make that regular blood, extra bloody And one lamb, make it bleed And you uh, you sound like quite the bite yourself, could I get a piece of your flesh? ??? Uhh... alright. Crawl up to the next window please. JACKSON I can't wait to rip into this delicious meal... Wha-LARRY!? Why are you working at WerewolfDonald's!? LARRY Come on, Jackson! Did you really think that WerewolfDonald's was real? We all know there's only SadDonald's, DentistDonald's, BeachDonald's, and maybe more JACKSON Why would you do this, Larry!? I'm so hungry! LARRY Because I care about your health, Jackson.... No, because I care about you. JACKSON Whaaaa??? LARRY Only true love's kiss can break the werewolves curse. JACKSON Larry, I've only ever thought of you as my dentist. Don't you think I'm a monster!? LARRY No, Jackson. Beyond your sharp teeth, and your pointy ears, and your hairy body, and even before that- your massively obese weight, I always thought you were beautiful... JACKSON Really!? LARRY ... On the inside. JACKSON O-oh. (Making out + howling) Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bobtails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight Oooh Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingles all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey! JACKSON Wha! What happened? Was any of that real, or was I just dreaming? But, Larry's in bed next to me W-what's this in my mouth? Is this... a silver tooth!? I'M CHANGING!!! WOOOBLOLLLOOBBOOBLLOOOHHH B-back to my beautiful self. I'm hungry. Larry, can we get something to eat? LARRY Yes, Jackson. Let's go to DentistDonald's JACKSON As long as there's food! LARRY Uhh, hmmm, we'll have three, no two, no make that one Dentistmeal And give us two cups of fluoride, diet fluoride And a side of mouthwash- just one, and I mean it this time And you're looking pretty hygienic yourself, could I get your flossing routine? Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bobtails ring (ring!) Making spirits bright (bright!) What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight Ooh, Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight JACKSON I can't do this!! DentistDonald's!!?? It's-It's too little!! It's not enough!! I can't eat it!! I'm so hungry! I'm gonna- I'm gonna.. HWBWHBHWBHBHBAHHLLAAHHH I'm gonna pluck this stupid silver tooth out! BLAHAHHAHHH I-I need food! I'm- I'm transforming! BHWWHWHAAAAHHWAHH I-I'm still transforming! I'm changing! I'm becoming.... NegaJackson! Strolling through the snow In a four horse open sleigh Over the hills we trudge Coughing all the way (cough, cough, my heart!) Bells on bobtails ring (ring) Making spirits dim (dim) What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight Jiggle bells, jiggle bells, jiggle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a four horse open sleigh, hey! JACKSON To be continued! The Christmas Mash I was sleighing in my sled, early one morn When I realized that Christ was born I followed the North Star into a barn And was touched by Christ, my heart now warm They did the mash They did the Christmas Mash The Christmas Mash It was a Christmas smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the Christmas Mash Don't touch the elf up on that shelf Or Hell is where you'll find yourself It will be the Christian Hell Hell will not treat you well They did the mash They did the Christmas Mash The Christmas Mash It was a Christmas smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the Christmas Mash I pray each night to jolly Saint Nick For presents in my home, I hope they come quick Santa deniers will go to Hell It will be the Christian Hell Santa is real Santa Claus is real Santa is real Santa Claus is real Santa is real Santa Claus is real Santa is real Santa Claus is real His belly is big, he wears a red hat Some may say that he is fat But I think he is a beautiful man I love his pale skin that's slightly tan I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa (One more time!) I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa (One more time!) I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa (One more time!) I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa I love Santa Claus Fireside Chat II Welcome back, I hope you enjoyed the EP I see that you're sitting a reasonable distance away from me You know, people always make up their own assumptions about you and say different things and offer many different opinions about you but I just like to stay neutral on the subject I don't really think I should be picking sides But anyways, we hope you enjoyed The Jolly Christmas EP here at The Pain, Killers family At Santa is Real you heard about just how real Santa is Not only about the nice list but about the naughty list too, and about where those who are on it end up And you heard the JSU Theme Song for those Hanukkah goers at home... hope you have a Happy Hanukkah You also heard Jingle Bells 2, I wonder how Larry the Dentist is gonna get out of that one Who do you think's gonna win? Larry or NegaJackson Only time will tell And oh boy, The Christmas Mash, what a lovely, lovely song Anyways, we'll be seeing you real soon Speaking of soon, The Nautical Album is coming out soon The release date for The Nautical Album is: Real Soon We've got great songs on it like I am a Fish and others Speaking of future releases, on the upcoming horizon we've also got a release of the fight between Larry the Dentist and NegaJackson You won't want to miss it We've also got our first collaboration with Brody Bogdan Look out for Brody Bogdan and the Holy Promise And for you rap fans, get ready for The Revenge of the Pain EP Let's see uh, what's going on right now in the world Freed siblings discover mother murdered, father missing This is truly heartbreaking I can't believe that something like this could happen Alarming stats show the reality of Palestinians detained by Israel Oh man, I really hope that war ends soon It's terrible for both sides One of three Palestinian students shot in Vermont may never walk again after bullet hit his spine, Mother says Wow, that is horrible I uhh, don't know what to say about that Anyways, a viral $16 McDonald's meal won't go away, and that's a problem for the Democrats I uhh, don't see what that has to do with the Democrats but anyways On Christmas news, Elf production is up 80% and Santa Claus is on his way I hope you all have a Merry Christmas Or a Happy Hanukkah Heh-- Goodbye (goodbye, goodbye) Ahem, are they gone? We're done? Okay This is worse than I thought NegaJackson, he's too powerful We're gonna need to find the particle accelerator Get Bill Clinton on the line, right now! Tell him we need special forces Tell him we need... Bible Man (I AM BIBLE MAN)
Pineal Gland: The Eye of God
Single - October 31, 2023 - 32 min
Not much to say about this one lol. Collin bought a book about the pineal gland and I read the whole thing in my garage. Emma sat there for the whole thing.
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
NOT TRANSCRIBING. DO THE READ-ALONG
THE SCARY HALLOWEEN EP
EP - October 13, 2023 - 21 min
1. Larry the Dentist
2. Great Pumpkin
3. Black Lung Craig
4. The Monster Mash
5. The Crows
The Scary Halloween EP is The Pain, Killers Second EP and first of the seasonal EPs. It saw the introduction of a new character, Larry the Dentist, and featured a very heavy theme of cigarette smokers going to Hell. The Scary Halloween EP recording sessions featured both Collin and Hudson having schizophrenic visions of violently killing both themselves and each other. It also featured some very strange recording techniques, such as the vocals for The Crows being done with Hudson laying on the ground below a microphone hanging down from a spinning ceiling fan.
KEYBOARD - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
GUITAR - COLLIN O' CONNOR
"BASS" - COLLIN O' CONNOR
"DRUMS" - COLLIN O' CONNOR
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
Larry the Dentist Snicker bars and lollipops I hope this party never stops I wish it could be halloween all year Sour strips and chocolate chips Sugar dances across my lips I wish it could be halloween all year Gummy bears and frightful scares Creepy costumes everywhere I wish it could be halloween all year Licorice and Swedish fish Take it from the candy dish I wish it could be halloween all year Candy corn and midget porn Jack 'O' Lantern keeps me warm I wish it could be halloween all year Celery and carrot sticks- Vegetables?!?! This is halloween! Walk into your living room Strap you to your bed of doom I wish it could be halloween all year You thought that your snacks would pass Shove the carrots up your ass I wish it could be halloween all year With no treat you'll get a trick I'm gonna chop off your dick I wish it could be halloween all year Now I'll set your house ablaze You'll see the error of your ways I wish it could be halloween all year The dentist is creepy, He is so scary Puts tools in my mouth That make me weary Poking on my gums, His name is Larry He's got many tools That are so scary Pumpkin pails and happy trails Spooky fun that never fails I wish it could be halloween all year M&Ms and Baphomet Worship Satan then repent I wish it could be halloween all year Nail you to a wooden cross Because the devil is my boss I wish it could be halloween all year 100 Grand and pentagrams Gonna sacrifice a lamb I wish it could be halloween all year Tonight isn't as it seems I don't think we'll be redeemed I wish it could be halloween all year Larry's on his way back here We've all got to run in fear I wish it could be halloween all year Well hell0 there children, it's me Larry, Larry the Dentist It's halloween night and you know what that means, lots of candy How about I take a little looksy inside your mouths and oh- man, you boys sure have a lot of cavities Have you been flossing? And, it looks like you've been worshipping the devil? Children, worshipping the devil, not flossing, and smoking cigarettes will lead you straight to the Christian Hell Exodus 21:27 "And if he knocks out a TOOTH of his male or female slave, he shall let them go free on account of his tooth." Job 29:17 "I broke the JAWS of the wicked and snatched the prey from his TEETH." Psalm 3:7 "Arise, O Lord; save me, O my God! For you have smitten all my enemies on the CHEEK; You have shattered the TEETH of the wicked." Proverbs 25:19 "Like a bad TOOTH and an unsteady foot is confidence in a faithless man in the time of trouble." Ooooooo Nooooooo Larrryyyyy Great Pumpkin It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown It's the Great Pumpkin, big and round It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown It's the greatest pumpkin all around It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown It's the Great Pumpkin, big and brown It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown It's the biggest pumpkin all around It's the Great Pumpkin It's the Great Pumpkin Great Pumpkin Great Pumpkin Great Pumpkin Great Pumpkin Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown It's the Great Pumpkin, big and round It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown It's the biggest pumpkin in this damn town It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown It's the Great Pumpkin, big and round It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown It's the Great Pumpkin, chop-chop Brown It's the Great Pumpkin Yeah, that's right It's the Great Pumpkin It's the Great Pumpkin, big and round It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown It's the biggest pumpkin in this damn town It's the Great Pumpkin, big and round Black Lung Craig Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig Smoked a cigarette one day Smoked a pack and he got AIDS Now he's learning the hard way Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig He will burn in Hell some day For his crimes he can't repay Cigarettes are devil's candy Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig You threw your whole life away Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig Just you wait for judgement day Hello? Hello, is this Christian Craig's mother? Oh, why yes, but uh, who is this? That's not important, are you aware that your son is smoking cigarettes? What? My baby boy? Yes, nicotine cigarettes Oh, my Yes, are you aware that cigarettes are known to cause cancer, cardiovascular diseases, death, and even homosexuality Oh my But the worst part is, if you smoke cigarettes, you go straight to Hell Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig You threw your whole life away Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig Just you wait for judgement day Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig Smoked a cigarette one day Smoked a pack and he got AIDS Now he's learning the hard way Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig Tried to quit but it won't last In the lake of fire, he'll be cast His dick is rarely at full mast Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig You threw your whole life away Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig Just you wait for judgement day Huh, what the- why's Hudson calling me? Hello? Yeah, what's up? Hello, Christian King Craig Uhh.. what do you want? Oh nothing... I just uh, I just told your mom you smoke cigarettes What- dude what the- what the fuck! Why'd you tell my mom I smoke cigarettes?! Oh you know, it's cuz your, your going to Hell, so I thought that if I told your mom it would maybe lessen your punishment Dude what the fuck! Hold on, my mom's calling me Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig You threw your whole life away Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig Just you wait for judgement day Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig You threw your whole life away Black Lung Craig, Black Lung Craig Just you wait for judgement day (cough cough cough.... I should stop smoking all those cigarettes) The Monster Mash I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise Then suddenly to my surprise He did the mash He did the Monster Mash The Monster Mash It was a graveyard smash He did the mash It caught on in a flash He did the mash He did the Monster Mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes They did the mash They did the Monster Mash The Monster Mash It was a graveyard smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the Monster Mash The sadness underneath my skin I don't know where to begin I need a way to kill the pain Here comes a downpour of rain I am so sad I am so very sad I am so sad I am so very sad I am so sad I am so very sad I am so sad I am so very sad My faith is strong just like my will My enemies will die because Jesus kills (the pain) They'll all regret smoking cigarettes When they burn in eternal torment I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus (One more time!) I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus (One more time!) I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus (One more time!) I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus Christ The Crows Do you hear that? It's the Winds of Change Do you ever wish that you could just fly away? That you could just sprout wings and leave this place behind? Do you ever feel like you're going to Hell? The Christian one of course Well, truth be told, unless you've accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, you're going straight to Hell And while you're down there You'll be placed under eternal torment Horrific demons will grab you and hurt you And you'll be in so much pain And you'll wish for nothing more than for a way to kill that pain Do you hear that? They're coming They're coming They're coming They're coming They're coming They're coming for you They're coming for you They're coming for you They're coming for you The crows go Caa caa caa The sparrows go Tweet tweet tweet The winds blow fffffffffffffffffffffff And the vultures feed upon my flesh Ow! Ouch! Owie! Ow! Ouch! And I cry Waaaaahhaaaaaahhaaaa Cry with me everyone Waahhhahahaaaahhahaha AAAHHH In the beginning, God said, "Let there be light" And he made light, and angels, and goodness But there is light, there too shall be darkness (There is about 7 minutes of "lyrics" past this point but most of it is unintelligible)
Fuck the IE / Eternal Torment
Single - October 1, 2023 - 11 min
Entering their Biblical Punk era saw the release of their single, Fuck the IE / Eternal Torment. This song was both a diss track and a curse to the worst place on earth, The Inland Empire. This dark curse is said to be linked to the one placed on IDGAF (Darkness Version).
PRODUCTION - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA & COLLIN O' CONNOR
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
Fuck the IE, such a shitty place to be Fuck the IE, such a shitty place to be Fuck the IE, fuck the IE (fuck Rancho) (Fuck Pomona), such a shitty place to be (ain't nothing to do in the IE (Egg Gang)Fuck the IE, shitty place (Fuck you) Fuck the IE, such a shitty place to be (Such a SHITTY place to be) Fuck the IE, such a shitty place to be (Egg Gang for real) shitty shitty place, such a shitty place to be In the IE (Waaaaahhhhhh) ITS TOO MUCH! I CAN'T TAKE IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! No no no no no no Zzzzzzz Mom! Mom, there's a mosquito! Mom you gotta get the mosquito! There's a fricken mosquito I fricken hate mosquitos! Ow he drinking my blood! You fucken mosquito! Prepare to die you fucken mosquito! This curse goes out to the inhabitants of Rancho Cucamonga, which includes the people I hate the most You know who you are Bad tidings upon you Devil take you May you never prosper The first drop of water to quench your thirst, may it boil in your bowels May the flesh rot off your bones and fall away putrid before your eyes May your limbs whither, and the stench of your rotten carcass be too horrible for hungry dogs May you fade into nothing like snow in summer May you be accursed in the sight of God and hated by your fellow man May you die without a priest, making the Almighty's curse rest on your children This I pray You've been cursed! Hah! How do you like that, Rancho Cucamonga?! My curse has been placed upon you! How do you like them apples!? No more Mr. Nice Guy, if there ever was one to begin with Heh, well... I consider myself a nice guy until you get on my bad side Most women never give me a chance, but I treat them with such kindness and chivalry But all they ever want is Chad who treats them with no respect Why won't Stacy notice me for the kind gentleman I am? I really am a nice guy once you get to know me but these women, these modern day women who I tend not to get along with, never give me a chance This curse goes out to the inhabitants of Pomona The city of lust, greed, disgust, and single mothers There has been unfairness done to me I summon the elements, I envoke them I conjure them to do my bidding The Four Watchtowers shall lay their eyes and minds There shall be fear and guilt and bad blood There shall be submission and no pity I point the threefold law against thee Against thee it shall be pointed threefold A hundred fold is the cost of my anger and pain These shall be bonded by fear Blinded by the pain Blinded by me Binded by me Cursed by me So mote it be! This curse goes out to the inhabitants of Riverside, the city of gluttony One and a half pounds of ground beef A fourth of yellow onions, finely chopped Two thirds of a cup of seasoned dry breadcrumbs A third cup of cold milk One large egg, lightly beaten Half a teaspoon of kosher salt, it must be kosher! A fourth teaspoon of coarse ground black pepper Two pounds of potatoes, peeled and cut into one inch chunks A third of a cup of unsalted butter One cup of whole milk One teaspoon of kosher salt yet again A fourth teaspoon of corse ground black pepper Half a cup of bacon bits, cooked and crumbled And one cup of cheddar cheese, shredded The next curse goes out to the inhabitants of Ontario Yet another city of lust and manwhores Which seems to be a common theme in the Inland Empire, which is pretty curious Preheat the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit In a large bowl, gently combine the beef, the onion, the breadcrumbs, the milk, the egg, the salt, and the pepper together Press the meat mixture into a 9x9 inch baking dish Bake the meat mixture, uncovered, for fifteen minutes Drain the excess fat While the meat is cooking, in a large pot, add the potatoes with just enough water to cover them And bring the potatoes to a boil over high heat Cook the potatoes until they are tender, about fifteen minutes Drain the water from the potatoes Add the butter, the milk, the salt, and the pepper to the potatoes and mash to combine Spread the potato mixture over the meat and top it with the bacon and with the cheese Bake the meatloaf until the bacon is sizzling, the cheese is bubbling, and the potatoes are slightly crispy, about fifteen minutes And then, serve ATTENTION ALL INLAND EMPIRE RESIDENTS: FUCK YOU The Inland Empire is a horrible place to live, fuck you for living there You have been placed under my curse and I will not be lifting it anytime soon Yup, you've been cursed You've been placed under my curse and I will not be lifting it If I were you I'd be pretty scared right now because uh, my curse, it's reaaal dangerous It's um, it's really gonna get to your head is what it's gonna do Well it's a curse You know, a curse is what it is No, I won't lift it So stop asking My curse is, it's very evil and dark Um... you might be wondering what this curse entails I would say stay away from close family members... as you are now attracted to them Yup, my curse has given you an attraction to your own family members I'm sorry I uh, I'm just the messenger Well, and the curse giver but you're the one who's attracted to your family members not me so... Yeah... Kinda weird.... You know, I mean I know it's like, you can't really control it You know you're cursed, you have to feel that way, but I mean it's still weird, right? It's like weird Like You're a weird person Like come on, incest is just gross, and you're into that Regardless of whether or not it's "because of a curse" You're still into it- It's such a shame our friendship had to end Purple Pain, Purple Pain Purple Pain, Purple Pain Purple Pain, Purple Pain I only wanted to see you underneath the Purple Pain Honey, I know I know I know times are a-changin' (Right here I scream a bunch of dumb stuff in Latin that I am not even gonna try to transcribe) Heh heh, goodbye (goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
IDGAF
Single - September 11, 2023 - 18 min
1. IDGAF
2. IDGAF (Darkness Version)
Released on September 11, 2023, IDGAF is the first Pain, Killers song to feature a "Darkness Version" counterpart. It is a Pain, Killers belief that for every song there exists their Darkness Version and Brightness Version counterparts. IDGAF (Darkness Version) is a song believed by some to hold a dark and evil curse.
KEYBOARD - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF fuck you IDGAF about you IDGAF you bitch IDGAF you wish I gave a fuck But I don't Cuz I won't IDGAF I can't give a fuck I've got a medical condition I think I need a prescription That enables me to give a fuck IDGAF no I don't IDGAF cuz I won't IDGAF just don't IDGAF I won't IDGAF about my wife IDGAF about my kids They're all pieces of shit IDGAF no I don't IDGAF and I won't IDGAF this song sounds bad IDGAF it's not the worst song we've had IDGAF never mind I take it back This song is pretty bad IDGAF free Chris IDGAF about what he did IDGAF about my washing machine Beep Beep Beep Whrrrvvvrvrvrvrvvvvrrrrrrrr Da da ding ding IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF if it's raining outside IDGAF I'm kinda into guys IDGAF about Sonny McBride IDGAF I think he's got something to hide IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF about Christian Craig IDGAF about his fertile eggs IDGAF this song's trash IDGAF about your fucking punk ass IDGAF about the IE IDGAF fuck the IE IDGAF about Ghostbusters 2016 IDGAF if saying that is kinda mean IDGAF if your bored IDGAF better listen to the whole song you whore IDGAF about grindcore IDGAF about skramz IDGAF about you Or your shitty ass bands IDGAF about Ocarina of Time IDGA- actually, that game is kinda fire IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF DGAF DGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF about the towers that burned IDGAF I think it was deserved IDGAF about King Arthur IDGAF about stray cats IDGAF about toxic waste I ain't wearing a hazmat Monday IDGAF Tuesday IDGAF Thursday IDGAF Friday IDGAF Saturday IDGAF Sunday IDGAF On Wednesday I, I kinda give a fuck IDGAF IDGAF (IDGAF) IDGAF (IDGAF!) IDGAF IDGAF No IDGAF IDGAF I ain't never given a fuck I ain't never given a fuck about anything IDGAF about you IDGAF about me IDGAF about anything Never in my whole life I ever given a fuck IDGAF (Darkness Version) ... IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF fuck you IDGAF about you IDGAF you bitch IDGAF you wish I gave a fuck But I don't Cuz I won't IDGAF I can't give a fuck I've got a medical condition I think I need a prescription That enables me to give a fuck IDGAF no I don't IDGAF cuz I won't IDGAF just don't IDGAF I won't IDGAF about my wife IDGAF about my kids They're all pieces of shit IDGAF no I don't IDGAF and I won't IDGAF this song sounds bad IDGAF it's not the worst song we've had IDGAF never mind I take it back This song is pretty bad IDGAF free Chris (Ahhhhh Ahhhh Chris Nooooooo noooooooooooooo) IDGAF about what he did IDGAF about them kids (Wahhhhhhhhh waaahhhh) IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF darkness edition IDGAF darkness edition IDGAF scary edition IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF if it's raining outside IDGAF I'm kinda into guys IDGAF about Sonny McBride IDGAF I think he's got something to hide IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF about Christian Craig IDGAF about his fertile eggs IDGAF if this song's kinda trash IDGAF about your fucking punk ass IDGAF about the IE IDGAF fuck the IE IDGAF about Ghostbusters 2016 IDGAF if saying that is kinda mean IDGAF if your bored IDGAF better listen to the whole song you whore IDGAF about grindcore IDGAF about skramz IDGAF about you Or your shitty ass bands IDGAF about Ocarina of Time IDGA- actually, that game is kinda fire IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF DGAF I don't IDGAF DGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF Darkness edition IDGAF Darkness edition IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF darkness edition IDGAF scary edition IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF about the towers that burned IDGAF I think it was deserved IDGAF about King Arthur IDGAF about stray cats IDGAF about toxic waste I ain't wearing a hazmat Monday IDGAF Tuesday IDGAF Thursday IDGAF Friday IDGAF Saturday IDGAF Sunday IDGAF On Wednesday I, I kinda give a fuck IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF darkness edition IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF I don't IDGAF no no I don't IDGAF I don't I don't IDGAF IDGAF darkness edition IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF darkness edition IDGAF scary edition IDGAF IDGAF FUCK IDGAF FUCK YOU ... IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF I DONT GIVE A FUCK SCARY EDITION DARKNESS EDITION IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF IDGAF I don't give a fuck. I don't give aaa fuck. I don't. I don't give a fuuuck. I don't give a fuck. IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF IDGAF I don't IDGAF
My Dog is Dead.
Single - August 31, 2023 - 1 min
The second release by The Pain, Killers is this single: My Dog is Dead. It was created completely from start to finish the same night Hudson's dog Oliver died. He called Collin over and they made the song. Rest in Peace. Similarly, one of Hudson's other dogs, Sniper died almost exactly a year later during the creation of The Hudson Album. Because of that, you can see Sniper on the album cover.
PRODUCTION - COLLIN O' CONNOR
VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
My dog is dead I miss his fuzzy head He laid down and died For hours I cried I made this song for him His fate was truly grim He laid down and died For hours I cried My dog is dead. My dog is dead My dog is dead My dog is dead. My dog, my dog is dead My dog is dead I miss his fuzzy head He laid down and died For hours I cried I made this song for him His fate was truly grim He laid down and died For hours I cried
The Kill the Pain EP
EP - August 20, 2023 - 9 min
1. Kill the Pain
2. Creep (by the Pain, Killers NOT by Radiohead)
3. The Sadness Stroll
4. That Garden
The Kill the Pain EP was the first EP and first ever release by The Pain, Killers. On the EP were four integral Pain, Killers songs. The first three were co-produced by Antibiotics member Kai Bixby. The Sadness Stroll would introduce Jackson, the first Pain, Killers character, who would go on to be a main focus of many songs and story arcs.
HUDSON GARCIA - VOCALS
COLLIN O' CONNOR - KEYBOARD / GUITAR
PRODUCTION - HUDSON GARCIA, KAI BIXBY
Cover Art by Hudson Garcia
LYRICS:
Kill the Pain Gotta kill the pain Before the pain kills me Everything's the same Walking in the rain I don't want to die Oh wait, yeah I do We're all gonna die Yeah even you I don't want to die here I don't want to live my life in fear And I don't want to Be a queer Queer queer queer queer queer queer Gotta kill the pain Before the pain kills me Everything's the same Walking in the rain I don't want to die Oh wait, yeah I do We're all gonna die Yeah even you Life's changing Rearranging Always strange to me Kill the pain inside my heart I don't want to be a part of society ... Society Gotta kill the pain Before the pain kills me Everything's the same Walking in the rain We are The Pain, ... Killers Creep (by The Pain, Killers NOT by Radiohead) (Oh baby, she's perfect) I'm so creepy I am so scary When I walk at night, Women should fear me When they see me walkin' They should know I'm stalking Cuz I'm oh so scary Please don't come near me Man on a mission Got so much ambition Love chasing women And sometimes children Man on a mission Got so much ambition Love chasing women And sometimes children I'm so creepy I am so scary When I walk at night, Women should fear me When they see me walkin' They should know I'm stalking Cuz I'm oh so scary Please don't come near me Man on a mission Got so much ambition Love chasing women And sometimes children Man on a mission Got so much ambition Love chasing women And sometimes children Police get to the scene It's time I take my leave I will strike again But you will never know when (Guitar Solo) Man on a mission Got so much ambition Love chasing women And sometimes children Man on a mission Got so much ambition Love chasing women And sometimes children The Sadness Stroll When I walk I always frown How I'm feeling Is always down The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll I am so sad I am not glad I'm pretty mad Worst day I've had The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll Uhh yeah I'll have one, no two, no make that three Sad Meals, and uh, um let me get a diet, a large cup of diet tears. No, make that normal tears, extra salty. And I'll uhhh I'll have a side of broken hopes and dreams. And uhh, with extra fudge, and I mean it this time. And uhh you're looking pretty sad yourself, can I get your headstone? The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll The Sadness Stroll That Garden There is a place where I can sleep There is a place where I can rest There is a place not far from here There is a place I hold so dear So take me back to that garden Take me back to that place Take me back to that garden So I can be laid to rest There is my coffin And there is my body And there is my escape So take me back to that garden Take me back to that place Take me back to that garden So I can be laid to
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