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THE PAIN, KILLERS

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Orange County, CA

Status
Semi-active

Years Active
Spring 2023-Present

Members

Hudson Garcia
Collin O'Connor

     Self-described as "Agents of God" and "The World's First Biblical Cousin Music Duo", The Pain, Killers was formed on April 16, 2023 by cousins Hudson Garcia and Collin O'Connor. The band's formation was an inevitable outcome of the two hanging out nearly every day. They released their first EP, The Kill the Pain EP, on August 20. The two would continue to release a few more themed EPs and a variety of singles throughout the rest of 2023. The Pain, Killers' shows would usually comprise of just Collin on the keyboard and Hudson on vocals, however sometimes they would preform a 'full band' show, where Collin switches to guitar and bassist Joe Nance and drummer Anthony Murayama joined. In April of 2024, The Pain, Killers would release their first album, Wingin' It, which was originally marketed as The Nautical Album. Their exploits would continue throughout the year. On April 24, 2024 they would release their first (and only) music video for their song JEFFREY EPSTEIN. After releasing their second album, Greatest Hits, they would release their third album, Wingin' It 2: Satan's Return, which was also marketed as The Nautical Album. They would have a few more releases before their final show on August 18, 2024 in Huntington Beach. Despite having had their last show, The Pain, Killers still plan to release music at a more inconsistent rate. The current release date for The Nautical Album is real soon.

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  • The Kill the Pain EP (Aug 20, 2023)

  • My Dog is Dead (Aug 31, 2023)

  • IDGAF (Sep 11, 2023)

  • Fuck the IE / Eternal Torment (Oct 1, 2023)

  • The Scary Halloween EP (Oct 13, 2023)

  • The Pineal Gland: The Eye of God (Oct 31, 2023)

  • Happy Birthday William! (Nov 23, 2023)

  • The Jolly Christmas EP (Dec 1, 2023)

  • Knowledge (Darkness Version) (Jan 21, 2024)

  • Knowledge (Brightness Version) (Jan 28, 2024)

  • Brody Bogdan and the Holy Promise (Feb 27, 2024)

  • Wingin' It (Apr 1, 2024)

  • HUDSONMODE (Apr 11, 2024)

  • JEFFREY EPSTEIN (Apr 24, 2024)

  • Greatest Hits (Jun 21, 2024)

  • Wingin' It 2: Satan's Return (Jul 6, 2024)

  • NegaJackson VS Larry the Dentist (Jul 13, 2024)

  • The Metronome Set: Live (Jul 20, 2024)

  • The Saga of Grant Peterson Parts 1-3 (Aug 10, 2024)

  • Take a Stand for Their Country (Nov 8, 2024)

  • Watto's Quest (Official Trailer) (Dec 25, 2024)

  • Jackson VS Tangy Tingus: A Star Wars Story (Jan 1, 2025)

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Enter the Darkness Dimension?

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BLACK LUNG CRAIG 4

Single - March 26, 2025 - 2 min

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This song is the fourth entry in the Black Lung Craig Saga. It introduces a new character, The Tickle Monster. It also features Tangy Tingus apologizing to Craig for the events of the previous Black Lung Craig songs.

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INSTRUMENTAL - COLLIN O'CONNOR

​VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA

LYRICS:

Black Lung Craig, let's squash the beef You're a beautiful man with beautiful feet I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) 60 Portions! Hey Craig, it's me, Tangy Tingus, back yet again I just wanted to say I'm real sorry for all those things I said in the past Let's just put the past between us I brought a special friend here who wants to meet you He loves you very very much I brought him here as part of my apology I present to you: the Tickle Monster I am the Tickle Monster I don't ask for consent If I see you, then your fate is sealed You can try to run, but I will still tickle you You can try to hide, but I will still tickle you I'm going to tickle your feet I'm going to tickle your stomach I'm going to tickle your pretty little armpits I'm going to tickle every freckle on your face My quick and nimble little fingers will get in every crevice You will laugh and you will giggle and we will have so much fun together I love you so much it makes me hurt myself And then it's your fault and I hate you Then I hate you so much that it makes me tickle myself And then I love you so much It's me, The Tickle Monster I love you Craig And don't forget: April 12th Tickle Time I will tickle you and then we will be happy together forever 60 Portions!

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TANGY TINGUS VS JACKSON: A STAR WARS STORY

Single - January 1, 2025 - 10 min

This track.... oh boy... where do I begin? This is not just a song, this is an experience.... You know... It's more than just a rap battle between Jackson and Tangy Tingus..... It's much more than that. It's a story, a Star Wars Story

PRODUCTION - COLLIN O'CONNOR

VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA

LYRICS:

I'd rather kill myself than write out the lyrics to this

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WATTO'S QUEST (OFFICIAL TRAILER)

Single - December 25, 2024 - 1 min

This is the trailer for Watto's Quest. It would be followed by Jackson VS Tangy Tingus: A Star Wars Story shortly after its release.

PRODUCTION - COLLIN O'CONNOR

VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA

LYRICS:

Watto was just your average everyday Toydarian, but as he's soon gonna find out, growing up on Tatooine is not as easy as it seems ​​ Watto-watto what now!? ​ Watto, you must come to my dojo in the mountains, here I will teach you Watt-Fu ​ Watto what the heck? ​ So meet Watto, and his rag-tag group of friends ​ Come on guys, we have to do this, for Watto! ​ Watto's gonna learn the tr-true meaning of friendship, and maybe even love ​ Ah! Watto! Ah! Ah! Watto! Watto! How about a little privacy? ​ So start your year off right, bring the whole family, to what critics are calling a really great experience ​ Watto's Quest Coming January 1st ​ Watto, this is the United States Government, let's just say we need your help on a 'special assignment' ​ Uh, I think I left my oven on ​

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take a stand for their country
featuring werewolf jesus

EP - November 8, 2024 - 16 min

Take a Stand for Their Country is a split EP by The Pain, Killers and Werewolf Jesus. The entire EP is themed around the 2024 election and American politics in general. The odd numbered songs are by Werewolf Jesus and the even numbered ones are by The Pain, Killers.

TRACKS 1, 3, AND 5 BY JANET HALEY AND SAMUEL AARON MCGRATH

TRACKS 2, 4, AND 6 BY HUDSON GARCIA AND COLLIN O'CONNOR

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LYRICS:

Black Lung Craig, let's squash the beef You're a beautiful man with beautiful feet I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) 60 Portions! Hey Craig, it's me, Tangy Tingus, back yet again I just wanted to say I'm real sorry for all those things I said in the past Let's just put the past between us I brought a special friend here who wants to meet you He loves you very very much I brought him here as part of my apology I present to you: the Tickle Monster I am the Tickle Monster I don't ask for consent If I see you, then your fate is sealed You can try to run, but I will still tickle you You can try to hide, but I will still tickle you I'm going to tickle your feet I'm going to tickle your stomach I'm going to tickle your pretty little armpits I'm going to tickle every freckle on your face My quick and nimble little fingers will get in every crevice You will laugh and you will giggle and we will have so much fun together I love you so much it makes me hurt myself And then it's your fault and I hate you Then I hate you so much that it makes me tickle myself And then I love you so much It's me, The Tickle Monster I love you Craig And don't forget: April 12th Tickle Time I will tickle you and then we will be happy together forever 60 Portions!

1. Joever Now

2. Francis Figglebottom

3. Speedy Donald

4. IED

5. RFK

6. Amer-ican

The Saga of Grant Peterson (Parts 1-3)

Single - August 10, 2024 - 3 min

Inspired by our good, San Diego dwelling, friend Grant Peterson. It tells the tale of his life, death, and rebirth. So yeah, we recorded these songs in the closet in Laguna Beach while Grant Peterson was staying with us over Fourth of July.

UKULELE - COLLIN O'CONNOR

VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA & COLLIN O'CONNOR

Cover Art by Hudson Garcia

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LYRICS:

Black Lung Craig, let's squash the beef You're a beautiful man with beautiful feet I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) 60 Portions! Hey Craig, it's me, Tangy Tingus, back yet again I just wanted to say I'm real sorry for all those things I said in the past Let's just put the past between us I brought a special friend here who wants to meet you He loves you very very much I brought him here as part of my apology I present to you: the Tickle Monster I am the Tickle Monster I don't ask for consent If I see you, then your fate is sealed You can try to run, but I will still tickle you You can try to hide, but I will still tickle you I'm going to tickle your feet I'm going to tickle your stomach I'm going to tickle your pretty little armpits I'm going to tickle every freckle on your face My quick and nimble little fingers will get in every crevice You will laugh and you will giggle and we will have so much fun together I love you so much it makes me hurt myself And then it's your fault and I hate you Then I hate you so much that it makes me tickle myself And then I love you so much It's me, The Tickle Monster I love you Craig And don't forget: April 12th Tickle Time I will tickle you and then we will be happy together forever 60 Portions!

1. Grant Peterson

2. Grant Peterson 2: Pant Greeterson

3. Grant Peterson 3: The Magical Map

The Metronome Set: Live

Live Album - July 20, 2024 - 28 min

The Metronome Set is the first Live release from The Pain, Killers. It features the full set that we played at the Summerween show on June 22, 2024. It was performed in the living room of this girl named Ashley's house. She's cool. It was a cool show. That's why we released it. 

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KEYBOARD - COLLIN O' CONNOR

VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA & COLLIN O' CONNOR

TRUMPET - MAVERICK GOMEZ

Cover Art by Hudson Garcia

Recorded Live by Mason Bornyasz

LYRICS:

1. Welcome to Our World of Chaos - Live 

2. Kill the Pain - Live

3. IDGAF - Live

4. A Heartfelt Tale - Live

5. The Legend of Makapu - Live

6. Ding - Live

7. Black Lung Craig 2 - Live

8. Creep - Live 

9. Hudsonmode - Live

10. The Flood of Acapulco - Live
11. Jingle Bells 2 - Live

12. The Metronome Set - Live

I am not writing lyrics for a live album.

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NegaJackson VS Larry the Dentist

Album  - July 13, 2024 - 10 min

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The sequel to Jingle Bells 2, this song serves as a thrilling episode in the Jackson Saga. Featuring a myriad of Pain, Killers characters, this is pretty much our Marvel Infinity War Avengers movie complete with wholesome Post-Credit scene.

PRODUCTION - KAI BIXBY, COLLIN O' CONNOR

VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA

Cover Art by Hudson Garcia

LYRICS:

Black Lung Craig, let's squash the beef You're a beautiful man with beautiful feet I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) 60 Portions! Hey Craig, it's me, Tangy Tingus, back yet again I just wanted to say I'm real sorry for all those things I said in the past Let's just put the past between us I brought a special friend here who wants to meet you He loves you very very much I brought him here as part of my apology I present to you: the Tickle Monster I am the Tickle Monster I don't ask for consent If I see you, then your fate is sealed You can try to run, but I will still tickle you You can try to hide, but I will still tickle you I'm going to tickle your feet I'm going to tickle your stomach I'm going to tickle your pretty little armpits I'm going to tickle every freckle on your face My quick and nimble little fingers will get in every crevice You will laugh and you will giggle and we will have so much fun together I love you so much it makes me hurt myself And then it's your fault and I hate you Then I hate you so much that it makes me tickle myself And then I love you so much It's me, The Tickle Monster I love you Craig And don't forget: April 12th Tickle Time I will tickle you and then we will be happy together forever 60 Portions!

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Wingin' It 2: Satan's Return

Album - July 6, 2024 - 19 Min

LYRICS:

Black Lung Craig, let's squash the beef You're a beautiful man with beautiful feet I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) Tickle you (tickle you) I'm gonna tickle you (tickle you) 60 Portions! Hey Craig, it's me, Tangy Tingus, back yet again I just wanted to say I'm real sorry for all those things I said in the past Let's just put the past between us I brought a special friend here who wants to meet you He loves you very very much I brought him here as part of my apology I present to you: the Tickle Monster I am the Tickle Monster I don't ask for consent If I see you, then your fate is sealed You can try to run, but I will still tickle you You can try to hide, but I will still tickle you I'm going to tickle your feet I'm going to tickle your stomach I'm going to tickle your pretty little armpits I'm going to tickle every freckle on your face My quick and nimble little fingers will get in every crevice You will laugh and you will giggle and we will have so much fun together I love you so much it makes me hurt myself And then it's your fault and I hate you Then I hate you so much that it makes me tickle myself And then I love you so much It's me, The Tickle Monster I love you Craig And don't forget: April 12th Tickle Time I will tickle you and then we will be happy together forever 60 Portions!

If Wingin' It was so good, then why isn't there a Wingin' It 2? Well boom, there is. Wingin' It 2: Satan's Return was yet again announced as the Nautical Album, but evidently wasn't. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings again and made another album in one sitting, with help from Anthony this time. This album had more of a story than the first one. 

PRODUCTION - COLLIN O' CONNOR & ANTHONY MURAYAMA

VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA & COLLIN O' CONNOR & ALSO ANTHONY MURAYAMA

Album Art by Hudson Garcia

1. Tangy Tingus wakes up in Hell due to his Fentanyl being laced by Satan. Satan greets him and explains that they are in Hell, though it looks like a Buffalo Wild Wings. It is not a Buffalo Wild Wings though. He then gives him the task to stop John F. Kenne

2. Wingin' It 2: Satan's Return

3. David Schwimma and the Headphone Splitta

4.Barron Trump 

5. Mystery Dance

6. FLY2THESKY

7. conflict.

8. Frog on a Log

9. EATGUN

10. EVIL SATAN RAP (Freestyle)

11. Happy Ending!

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GREATEST HITS

Album - June 21, 2024 - 51 Min

Originally, planned to be an EP called "Oh boy, some tasty treats!", Greatest Hits was the second Pain, Killers album. It is made up of all our slop content and what we call One-Night Wonders. Those are songs that are conceptualized, created, and recorded all in one night. You would(n't) be surprised at just how many of our songs are One-Night Wonders. A lot of the songs on this album also happen to be One-Take Wonders which means they were basically freestyled and published after the first take of doing them.

PRODUCTION - COLLIN O' CONNOR 

KEYBOARD - COLLIN O' CONNOR

VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA & COLLIN O' CONNOR

FEATURING VOCALS FROM: JOE NANCE, MAVERICK GOMEZ, AND PROBABLY ANTHONY MURAYAMA

Cover Art by Hudson Garcia

1. Caleb's Calling!?

2. Cowboys from Hell

3. The Legend of Makapu

4. Ghost Energy Rap Song (Song)

5. Black Lung Craig 2 

6. Bears (Bewear of the Bear) [Song]​

7. Blangy Bingus 

8. Hudson's House Theme (Song)

9. Big (& Angry)

10. Collin's Odyssey (DO NOT LISTEN) [Anthem]

11. Free Palestine!

12. Ballad of the Blu-Ray Bastard (Chronicles 1-4 [Part 4 Abridged])

13. Vote 4 Donald Trump

14. Ok so pretty much Caleb's calling again

LYRICS:

Caleb's Calling!? ​ One time, about like a year ago It was like, on a few days after my birthday Just a few of my friends and I were hanging out And after we were all kinda hanging out near like the Fun Zone walking, catching up I was catching up with my friend Teague that I haven't seen in like a year or two And we were kinda walking along that kinda side Up until there's just like a park near Newport And once people were starting to get picked up there, I just started walking home I lived at the Eight-Eighties at the time So it wasn't that much of a walk But I don't know Just pretty, like a nice breeze Walked from like 6:00PM to 9:00PM I took my time with it It was really chill Got to walk along the Coast Highway That's not really a good story but I'm tired as fuck right now and I can't think of much ​ Cowboys from Hell ​ Ridin' on my horsey It's bunghole's got a smell Such a stinky bungus It's body I will sell ​ Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell That's us! We're Cowboys from Hell ​ All the Cowboys line up They all want to ride For the price of moonshine I'll let them inside ​ Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell Cowboys from Hell Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell ​ The Legend of Makapu ​ Hey If I was on the side of the road And I was hurt Would you help me? ​​ Uhh.. ​ Would you help me? Would you do anything? ​ Well I don't know Really? Awwhhh awhhhh nasamaka maka maka sekaya maka Ah! Ah! Help! What are you doing, you gotta help me, I'm trapped! Get me outta here! makalaya maka pooo no se makana... Ah! Ow! Help me! Please help me! You gotta help me! lo no seeee the legend of makapuuu!! Get me outta here! the legend of makapu... the legend of makapu.... Please! you must agree.... No!!! you must agree to my life....... What are you doing? You gotta get me out!! you must agree to my life... What?! What are you saying?? you must agree to my life....... What? I don't want to? I don't want to? you must agree to my life........ you must agree.... Let me out! Let me out of here! lpasanese la makapu Ohhh!!! Oh.... that feels kinda good.... Oh I like that.... Oh man...... What are you doing to me? Get off me, man! Hey lay off me! Noooo nooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOO I see.... you wouldn't help me So I suppose my question has been answered Ghost Energy Rap Song (Song) Ghost Energy in my tummy I need Ghost Energy right now please I need Ghost Energy Give me Ghost Energy Please please please give me Ghost Energy There are a variety of flavors of Ghost Energy I need Ghost Energy I want Ghost Energy Please give me Ghost Energy This is Tangy Tingus, back once again! The battle for the forest rages on, with both sides, the Dark Elves and the Gnomes fighting valiantly There have been many casualties and it's, it's very horri- Ghost Energy in my tummy I need Ghost Energy right now please I need Ghost Energy Give me Ghost Energy Please please please give me Ghost Energy There are a variety of flavors of Ghost Energy I need Ghost Energy I want Ghost Energy Please give me Ghost Energy (Nueve) ​ Black Lung Craig 2 (Featuring Freddy Fazbear) ​ Five Nights at Freddy's, gotta survive the night Checking the cameras making sure it's alright I can't use the power, or else I will die Freddy will kill me, and I will die I'm scared of the fox, he runs real fast Up to the door, and never past Chica's a chick with a cupcake Im hungry, I want to eat the cupcake There are no cupcakes around me I'd bake one but I don't have the ability  The Bite of '87 was really sad The kids parents probably weren't glad ​ Yuh, this goes out to all the OG's who have been with me since day 1: Beatrice Sanchez, Kai Bixby, Brody Bogdan, Samuel You, everyone else Hudson G on the beat AND TANGY TINGUS BACK ONCE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME I'VE INCURRED THE WEREWOLVES CURSE WHICH MEANS I'M A WEREWOLF NOW AND I'M REALLY ANGRY, BUT I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR AN OLD, OLD FRIEND I DO IT ALL FOR THE MUFFIN, AND HERE GOES NOTHIN' BLACK LUNG CRAIG, BLACK LUNG CRAIG, WENT BEHIND MY BACK ONE DAY BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT HE HAD TO SAY PRETTY FUCKIN CLEAR HE CHOSE HER OVER ME BLACK LUNG CRAIG, BLACK LUNG CRAIG, I REMEMBER BACK IN THE SIXTH GRADE WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED THAT I'D BE BETRAYED? BUT I NEVER REALLY CARED ABOUT HER ANYWAY BLACK LUNG CRAIG, BLACK LUNG CRAIG, THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS I CAN'T IGNORE OUR FRIENDSHIP'S OVER, THAT'S FOR SURE GO HAVE FUN UNTIL SHE'S BORED BLACK LUNG CRAIG, YOU TRIED TO LIE SNAKE IN THE GRASS, DON'T TRY TO HIDE IT'S FOR THIS REASON WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS I AIN'T TRYNA DISS YOU BUT I WON'T MAKE AMENDS  BLACK LUNG CRAIG, I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BUT YOUR GOING TO HELL ANYWAYS ​ Five Nights at Freddy's, yeah Five Nights at Freddy's I think I'm ready, for Five Nights at Freddy's It's a little scary, the bear is hairy He is scary and very hairy Oh shit, I just stubbed my toe It hurt really bad, gamer mode Five Nights at Freddy's, child porn Barack Obama, you've been warned! I will survive all Five Nights And maybe have a frightful sight Balloon Boy has many balloons He has a lot of balloons Golden Freddy, AH! So scary Scary, scary, scary Goldie Beary Yeah Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's Yeah that's right bitch, Five Nights at Freddy's! ​ Bears (Bewear of the Bear) [Song] ​ Hey, do you like bears? ​ No actually, I don't like bears I don't like their claws, I don't like their paws I don't like how they scratch trees and I don't like how they steal honey from bumblebees I don't like bears at all actually, I don't think there's a single redeemable quality about bears I don't like them at all ​ This guy doesn't like bears (No I don't) This guy doesn't like bears (Yeah, I don't like them at all) This guy doesn't like bears (Yeah that's the third time you said it, pal) This guy doesn't like bears (The cats outta the bag) ​ Do you like bears? ​ No I, didn't we just go over this? ​ Blangy Bingus ​ Ladies and Gentlemen, it may be cold outside But it's gonna get real warm up in my good friend, Blangy Blingus ​ Oh hey hey, hi everybody, it's me, Blangy Blingus, I just came down here to record this song, and it is a wonderful day outside, the sun is shining, and oh it's such a clear and joyous day. The flowers are smiling, and the birds are tweeting. You know, my drive over here was just lovely, I took my car over here and I stopped at many a red-light, I stopped at many a stop sign, and I just had such a wonderful drive. I couldn't even, I couldn't even tell you how nice it was, oh man it was just so great. But anyways, I'm here to sing you a song, this is the Blangy Blingus song, and that's because my name is Blangy Blingus, as myself being Blangy Blingus, I am feeling quite Blangy today. And so I came here to record this song because it is important for all of you to learn how you can be Blangy in your own lives. How you can apply my principles, of my Blangy living, and apply that to your own life. You gotta see the world for what it is, you gotta see the world for what it is so it does not take advantage of you. There are many people out there who are trying to hurt you. Don't trust those people, they will taking advantage of you, so you cannot trust them. You gotta listen to my advice, I am Blangy Blingus. That's my name, to be Blangy is to be true to yourself. And true to the others around you, that is what it means to be Blangy, to live your life in a way that instead of looking into the past, you are looking hopeful into the future. To be Blangy, is to not concern yourself with what cannot be changed, to not concern yourself with what cannot be undone, but instead to focus on what you can do, to focus on what you can improve, to focus on the future. That is what it means to be Blangy, so I have come here today, me, Blangy Blingus to give you this song. It's quite a Blangy song, quite Blangy indeed, so I came here to tell you all, that I have been having quite the Blangy day, so I hope that each of you have been having a Blangy day. I want all of you to live in a Blangy way, to live your life with no regrets, to do what you feel is right, to live your life Blangily (Blangily), happily (happily), and wonderfully (wonderfully). It reminds of the time, when I took a walk into the store, and the cashier said to me, "here is your change." And I took my change, (what?) because I paid too much for my items. And I got my change back, and I put that change back in my wallet. And then I went home. And it was a beautiful day, when I got in my car to drive home, I stopped at many a red-light, I stopped at many a stop sign, the sun was shining, the sky was clear, the flowers were smiling, and the birds were chirping. It was a beautiful day, it was a Blangy day. My name is Blangy Blingus, and I know, that each and every one of you can live your lives in a Blangy way, or my name isn't Blangy Blingus.  ​ Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah) Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah) Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah) Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah) Tangy Tingus is dead  Tangy Tingus is dead Tangy Tingus, Tangy Tingus ​ Tangy Tingus is dead. He was a dear friend of mine. He was a fellow member of the Tangy tribe. A dear fellow member of the Tangy tribe, my friend Tangy Tingus, a friend to me and a friend to all, we are gathered here to celebrate, not the death of Tangy Tingus, but the life he lived. When I was asked to give the eulogy here, at my good friend Tangy Tingus' funeral, I thought I couldn't do it. I thought I wouldn't be doing him justice. I thought that I couldn't do justice to the life that he lived. But I manned up and I did it,  and so I'm here to tell you, to live your life in a Blangy way. Because it is what Tangy would want from you  (Not what Tangy Tingus can do for you, but what YOU can do for Tangy Tingus!) ​ Hello everyone, it's me! Tangy Tingus! I'm back- ​ Hudson's House Theme (Song) ​ Ghosts in this house There's some ghosts in this house There's some ghosts in this house Yeah you better watch out Ghosts in this house There's some ghosts in this house Yeah, that's right, it's Hudson's House ​ (Welcome to my house... there's many ghosts in my house... ​ ... The door, it's locked... It must be a puzzle............                 ) ​ Big (& Angry) ​ I'm a big and angry guy ​ So big..... It's so big..... So big............. ​ I'm a big and angry guy ​ I'm a big and angry guy ​ Collin's Odyssey (DO NOT LISTEN) [Anthem] ​ I'm rolling on the rails of a crazy train Rolling on the rails of a crazy train A train so strange, it's quite insane Rolling down the roads of a crazy train, Crazy Train! Crazy Train, Crazy Train Crazy Train, Crazy Train Crazy Train, Crazy Train Crazy Train, Crazy Train, Crazy Train ​ Ladies and Gentlemen: Tangy Tingus ​ Hello everybody, it's me, Tangy Tingus, yes that Tangy Tin- ​ Free Palestine! ​ Free Palestine Set them free Leave them be Free Palestine Set them free Dream with me Free Palestine Stop committing war crimes Let them be Free Palestine, Free Palestine Israel has crossed the line Free Palestine, Free Palestine Israel has crossed the line Free Palestine, Free Palestine Free Palestine, Free Palestine Free Palestine Israel has crossed the line Free Palestine Free Palestine Free Palestine Free Palestine Free Palestine Free Palestine Set them free Dream with me ​ Ballad of the Blu-Ray Bastard (Parts 1-4 (Part 4)) ​ Hey Baby Cheez, Sure are a lot of stars out tonight... Or is the only star out you? Ehejejeh, little bit of space humor there for ya Just a small sample taste of the wonders you'll get with ME - Mr. G Doggy Peterson So Honey Cheeks, tell me, have you ever watched Monsters Inc? Well, no? Would you like to? I have it on Blu-Ray Ok, so basically, Blu-Ray is like a DVD but with like better quality and I have it So Honey Smokin-Maker, are you gonna be mine? ​ Hey Shortstop, Your phone seemed to have GLITCHED out and read the message Or maybe you're looking into Blu-Rays I have a lot of them by the way By the way, those are the things I mentioned earlier I have a lot of them I could show you my collection Ok so basically I have around 300 Blu-Rays I collect because I like the quality more than DVDs  Speaking of DVDs, I know you mentioned you wanted to watch Monsters Inc and lucky enough for you, I have it So Chunky Chancellor, is that quality enough for you? ​ Did you get your phone checked out yet? I was gonna send a message earlier but I wanted to give you some time to get your phone repaired, seeing as you read the message WITHOUT responding It's OK, these phones don't have much quality control anymore Speaking of quality, Blu-Rays actually have 10 times the quality of a DVD and lucky for you, I have many of them (INCLUDING the movie Monsters Inc)  And speaking of quality, you seem like a quality gal yourself  Maybe we could spend some QUALITY time together  I'll hold you to your response, empress Or else I wouldn't be G GG Petey P - Over and out ​ Tick tick tick - hear that? It's the clock! Basically it's ticking down - your time is EXPIRING And I WANT to give you some time to fix your phone and what the heck I'll basically even drive you to a repair shop But I'm starting to think the ABSENCE of messages is on purpose... Forgive me for ASSUMPTIONS - but I bought you some new BLU-RAYS - (Because  G G G Dawg just KNOWS you that well) and in your time of absence I've already watched them all! This INCLUDES Monsters Inc! How do you feel knowing I had to watch the Monsters Inc ALONE???  Without you, my Queen, Monsters Inc is nothing Basically I'll give you 4 days.... No, no, basically 3 days to fix what you've done I know you're following my brain waves and basically are on the same page, right miss? G Dawg out! ​ Times up babe - ITS OVER So basically I'm a nice guy, I really am I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt I even drive by your house to see if maybe you were out of town, but when I looked in your window you were with a man who I think was your brother Don't worry, I left a Blu-Ray in your mailbox (if you forgot: a Blu-Ray is basically a DVD with better quality) Anyways fuck you - who do you think you are disrespecting the one and only G King of the Blu-Ray Peterson I will skin you alive   ​​ Lyrics for the last two coming soon ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​   ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​

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